I married a coworker! 

I'm "engaged" to a former co-worker, we met and began dating when we did work together though.  We both work at the same place still, just different departments.  We always had support and positive feedback from our other co-workers about it---no issues, so it wasn't bad.  By now everyone knows and they'll probably all have to be invited to the wedding.  I guess it never turned ugly b/c we were good at being sneaky and indiscrete.   

Anyway, about the nips...maybe she just doesn't know.  I never even thought twice about it actually so I wouldn't even know if I was walking around like that.

This is making me wonder...is it that easy for girls to use sex appeal on a male boss to get something like a raise, days off, etc or anything like that?

Guys can spot a hard nipple from about 300 yards.

I recently had this exchange:

Jake D: "Yeah, Batman Begins was probably the best of all the Batman movies."

Friend: "Yeah, Katie Holmes looked pretty good."

Jake D: "Oh, yeah, the nipple scene."

Friend: "Yeah, the nipple scene."

Jake D: "Yeah that was amazing."

Friend: "Yeah I missed like the last 5 minutes of that movie.  Total mental block."

Jake D: "Yeah, the nipples.  No bra?"

Friend: "Yeah, no way."

Jake D: "Yeah, silk shirt.  No bra.  Windy steeps of Gotham."

Friend: "Yeah."

Jake D: "Yeah, great movie."

Friend: "Yeah, you killing time at work."

Jake D: "Yeah."

<Edit: windy not wendy.  My ex is a Wendy.  Freudian what?>

Quote from: Jake D on January 17, 2006, 03:09:26 PM


Guys can spot a hard nipple from about 300 yards.

I recently had this exchange:

Jake D: "Yeah, Batman Begins was probably the best of all the Batman movies."

Friend: "Yeah, Katie Holmes looked pretty good."

Jake D: "Oh, yeah, the nipple scene."

Friend: "Yeah, the nipple scene."

Jake D: "Yeah that was amazing."

Friend: "Yeah I missed like the last 5 minutes of that movie.  Total mental block."

Jake D: "Yeah, the nipples.  No bra?"

Friend: "Yeah, no way."

Jake D: "Yeah, silk shirt.  No bra.  Wendy steeps of Gotham."

Friend: "Yeah."

Jake D: "Yeah, great movie."

Friend: "Yeah, you killing time at work."

Jake D: "Yeah."

Well you just convinced me to watch batman begins.

As much as a nipple discussion irks me I have to chime in.  Some girls love that they are perky and show nipple at school.  It's obvious when they wear t-shirts and no bra.  The rest of them do find it embarassing and get downright upset when someone stares or has the gall to mention it.

Lets move this subject on now...

OH MY GOD...now that you mention it, we can all see Anne's nipples in your avatar!!!! 

Reaches for bann stick...

hahaha  I had to test the Gods just once....I've been a good girl for a very long time.  I guess I'm not that innocent.

ok...NOW this thread has gotten good!!!  And a new custom title is born.... 

lol @ Amanda. Niiiiice.

Quote from: pandy on January 17, 2006, 05:57:57 PM
ok...NOW this thread has gotten good!!! 

I knew a woman who was so self-concious that she would install large bandaids to maintain the "round mounds" look. I never actually saw the installation, but was informed about it via "girl talk" with my wife. She had a fairly "pointed" response to temperature changes and just didn't like dealing with the diverted glances the situation caused.

See, now if Katie Holmes had some J&Js in her trailer, JakeD's friend would have been able to concentrate on the movie. 

The telly has a Victorias Secrets show on tonight, woo hoo more cleavage than you can poke a stick at 

 

Batman Begins is the best of the batman movies...I watched it twice.
Isn't Katie Holmes getting/got married to Tom Cruise?  I think I read he was dislexic.

FIXATED WITH NIPPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    That would be a good one for ajgs. 


Finally, I feel like a member of this family.  I am a made woman.

Made woman?  What. . . what you mean like fake ones?

Oh snap!  I love fake ones!!!!!


WWWWhhhhhhhhhoooooohhhhhhhhooooooo!!!!!

Don't men have nipples, too? 

yeah, but face it, Wemens are much more betterish to honor.

seriously. its Human nature to be intrested in others body shapes.  could you imagine how Dull a world it would be if everyone walked around stiff backed and only looked in the eyes.  MY GOD the Injuries alone comeing from this practice would cause me to become a perv.  all the pictures we take of folks, painting, AHHHH MOVIES EVEN would all be shots of Nose to Eyebrow and nothing else.  an what of the blind? how un fair of them, reading a book in Brail.  "With excited and anticipated hands, he saught out her nose".   Or how about this, the chip and Dale dancers  "GO ON HUNKY MAN, TAKE OFF THOSE............Glassess"    just as i cant see Victoria secret putting out a line of evening contactlenses      no, its just wrong.   hell, i know im no beaut, my best features are my eyes.  all blue and such.    I heard a chick once tell me i had a nice ass, granted it was long ago and now she is my wife, it was still nice that someone else appreciated me for my body instead of the fact i can fix thier car.

If you dont like what you got then im sorry you feel that way, wear something that doesnt accent it, IF someone happens to like what they see, be thankful.  or would you prefer someone walking by saying that dude is FUGLY.  or lady you fell outa the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

If you like what you got DONT be ashamed or upset if others like it too.

I liked starwalt's reply better. 

I think it's more about respecting people, and I think it IS possible to show appreciation without getting the carpet (or other things) wet (from slobber, ya' pervs!). It's all fine and dandy if you CAN hide what you have (if that's what one wants to do), but sometimes, one just can't hide one's assets (or non-assets, as it were  ).

If someone feels more comfy hiding, I respect that. If they feel more comfy flaunting, I respect that, too. I'd say something further about car fixing and great @$$es, but I'd get in BIG trouble with my bf.  (ok...OK...I DO like to look at HIS @$$ets.  )  (Funeral services will be this weekend....)

Base reactions aside, the origin of this thread was a question about being distracted at work by coworker's mammaries. The work environment usually has different "rules of engagement" than the local watering hole.

I do have one account where the primary operator has pounds of Vic's Secret catalogs laying everywhere at times. She often asks me what I think of the thong she has on. She does this by standing up turning her rear towards me and pulling the top band of her pants down just enough to show the decoration of the thong. 

Now here is the tricky part...I glance at the thong, then look straight into her eyes and ask "Is it comfortable or does the diamond thing (ruby thing, etc) scratch your back?" Even if she keeps the display going for 15 more seconds, I never break eye contact.

I've seen more of this girl's underwear than I care to describe. 

Of course this is done with no patients around. The other operator may, or may not be around also (another female).
Is she pushing the boundaries of good work behavior? Certainly. 
Do I enjoy the view?
Certainly! 

One can speculate why she does this until pigs fly, but the simple fact is she is comfortable enough with me because of my previous behavior/response to trust me to not perv out on her. She may have fun being an exhibitionist and making me a voyeur, but there are boudaries in the work situation and it is my response that keeps those boundaries functional.

Would she do this at a watering hole? Most likely not because she knows what the reaction would be. Bulls in heat can stampede and often do.