http://www.filecabi.net/video/police-investigate-prostitutes.html

I wonder how the brifing for that went.

Captain: "Alright guys, here's the plan. We are trying to crack down on prostitution here, so what we're going to have you do is go to a massage parlor and get a blow job."
Officer: "Did I just hear you correctly, captain?"
Captain: "Yes, now which one of you officers wants to take this one?"

*every hand in the room is raised*

I know dude...  Getting BJs all day must be a rough job.   

geez...why not just up the ante and bang em...? dumbass prosecutor 

Hell yea im gonna be cop now!!!

Yeah, I might just consider a career as a law enforcement officer.
But seriously, they're all idiots. So they think they're doing the right thing by sending in single cops. What happens when they want to get married but they find out they have some kind of STD, even AIDS? They may pass the disease onto their future spouse and even their kids. I know they use "protection" but it's no protection if it breaks.

Or something else that just came to mind. What happens if they accidentally impregnate a prostitute? Yeah, they're all idiots.

Quote from: DerekNC on March 26, 2006, 08:35:29 AM
Yeah, I might just consider a career as a law enforcement officer.
But seriously, they're all idiots. So they think they're doing the right thing by sending in single cops. What happens when they want to get married but they find out they have some kind of STD, even AIDS? They may pass the disease onto their future spouse and even their kids. I know they use "protection" but it's no protection if it breaks.

Or something else that just came to mind. What happens if they accidentally impregnate a prostitute? Yeah, they're all idiots.

Getting pregnant through oral sex...  WOW!  I never thought that could happen!

They said "oral sex". If it's a full service massage parlor they probably got a lot more than that. They actually shut down some massage parlors in a city not far from where I live by requiring legitimate massage licenses.

HOLY shaZam!!!!! that is in my home town of Spotsylvania, VA .  But i bet it makes for a happier police force

food for thought.....Since the police are law abiding, supposedly, and they are paying to get head in a parlor to bust the illegal activities happening inside, it must now be legal to recieve or pay a prostitute to do the same.  So as long as you aren't the one accepting payment you can now 'get off' in the state of VA  

Edit:  And yes i know its in the title but its still funny.

where do i sign up to be a cop??

Only in  VA

yeah, I can't believe that they are going in, laying 'marked' money down and enjoying.  If they were going in for the bust then they would wait for it and the second they started anything illegal they should stop them and arrest them.  That is a croc of BS that the only way to catch them is to actually recieve the services.  There isn't a risk unless the girl giving has a gun shoved somewhere uncomfortable or goes karate kid on his ass