OK here is the story ...
There are these 2 bunnies in a field ... so I chase them right and I catch one of them, the slower one, while the other one runs away ... OK so I take this one home and put it in the oven at 450 for 4 hours and it becomes the easter bunny ... you know like the tanksgiving turkey ... Now what about the other bunny ... Its the faster bunny ... 

Then of course while I sit down to eat the easter feast ... I hear a knock on the door ... before I even get up to open it ... boom ... the bunny knock down the door ... then barges in and punches me out ... this huge bunny ... and mean too ... and it sits and eats my easter feast ... That will be the feaster bunny ...

Then of course it eats 1/2 and leaves me for dead and barges out the door ... presumably to repeat this at my neighbors ... and today ... monday ... the damn bunny is begining to get flies and start to rot ... and that is the fester bunny ...

I get up of the floor and drag myself over to the church to seek some serious counselling and I get in there ... and there is this bunny sitting up in front of a bunch of people and talking to them about god and stuff ... The Pastor bunny ...

Then we all know milk is preserved by the Pasteur Bunny,
Of course the antiseptic surgery was invented by ... Lister bunny.
Cool.
Srinath.

Drugs are bad, mmm'kay!!!!!

  great story


+1 AJ

This belongs in the "rabbit in the hat" magic thread that Mak started when he was riding the spirit horse the other day.

this is a great childrens story 

Put down the crack pipe and step away slowly 

Bees are on the what now?

i told ya srinath was a party animal