Quote from: natedawg120 on April 20, 2006, 03:15:35 PM
is it a term of endearment?

Ehhhhh  Who knows???  Look a the source.....

Quote from: AlphaFire X5 on April 20, 2006, 01:55:33 PM

Quote from: ashman on April 20, 2006, 01:50:43 PM
everybody has a arch nemesis on here but me.

-ash

I'll be your arch nemesis.

You hippy.

EDIT: Nevermind. I can't. I have one already if you get rid of Nick, then I'll be your arch nemesis.

almost had one, doah!

-ash

Quote from: Ed_in_Az on April 20, 2006, 02:39:24 PM
Oh, great, more anuses straining for attention. You poofties have fun with aj.

Hey, does picking internet fights with everyone on this board qualify as starving for attention?

ANd where's your pic Ed? I wanna see your pretty face. Eveyone else here has shown themselves- but then again, it's that cowardice that has been one of your characteristics from the beginning. At least Wilson isn't too much of a kitty cat to show himself. 

Second Bruce: G'day, Bruce!

First Bruce: Oh, Hello Bruce!

Third Bruce: How are you Bruce?

First Bruce: A bit crook, Bruce.

Second Bruce: Where's Bruce?

First Bruce: He's not 'ere, Bruce.

Third Bruce: Blimey, it's hot in here, Bruce.

First Bruce: Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!

Second Bruce: That's a strange expression, Bruce.

First Bruce: Well Bruce, I heard the Prime Minister use it. 'It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty,' he said and she smiled quietly to herself.

Third Bruce: She's a good Sheila Bruce, and not at all stuck up.

Second Bruce: Here! Here's the boss-fellow now! - how are you Bruce?

(Enter fourth Bruce with English person, Michael)

Fourth Bruce: 'Ow are you, Bruce?

First Bruce: G'day Bruce!

Fourth Bruce: Bruce.

Second Bruce: Hello Bruce.

Fourth Bruce: Bruce.

Third Bruce: How are you, Bruce?

Fourth Bruce: G'day Bruce.

Fourth Bruce: Gentleman, I'd like to introduce a chap from Pommeyland who is joinin' us this year in the philosophy department at the University of Walamaloo.

Everybruce: G'day!

Michael: Hello.

Fourth Bruce: Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce.

First Bruce: Is your name not Bruce?

Michael: No, it's Michael.

Second Bruce: That's going to cause a little confusion.

Third Bruce: Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear?

Fourth Bruce: Gentlemen, I think we better start the faculty meeting. Before we start, though, I'd like to ask the padre for a prayer.

First Bruce: Oh Lord, we beseech Thee, Amen!!

Everybruce: Amen!

Fourth Bruce: Crack the tubes! (Sound of cans opening) Now I call upon Bruce to officially welcome Mr. Baldwin to the philosophy faculty.

Second Bruce: I'd like to welcome the pommey bastard to God's own Earth, and remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here.

Everybruce: Hear, hear! Well spoken, Bruce!

Fourth Bruce: Bruce here teaches classical philosophy, Bruce there teaches Haegelian philosophy, and Bruce here teaches logical positivism, and is also in charge of the sheep dip.

Third Bruce: What's New-Bruce going to teach?

Fourth Bruce: New-Bruce will be teaching political science, Machiavelli, Bentham, Locke, Hobbes, Sutcliffe, Bradman, Lindwall, Miller, Hassett, and Bernaud.

Second Bruce: Those are all cricketers!

Fourth Bruce: Aww, spit!

Third Bruce: Howls of derisive laughter, Bruce!

Everybruce: Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you amen!

Fourth Bruce: Another tube! (Sound of cans opening) Any questions?

Second Bruce: New-Bruce, are you a Poofta?

Fourth Bruce: Are you a Poofta?

Michael: No!

Fourth Bruce: No. Right, I just want to remind you of the faculty rules: Rule One!

Everybruce: No Pooftas!

Fourth Bruce: Rule Two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way at all -- if there's anybody watching...... Rule Three?

Everybruce: No Pooftas!!

Fourth Bruce: Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking..... Rule Five,

Everybruce: No Pooftas!

Fourth Bruce: Rule Six, there is NO ... Rule Six!... Rule Seven,

Everybruce: No Pooftas!!

Fourth Bruce: Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce.

First Bruce: This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land. You can stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand.

Everybruce: Amen!

First Bruce: Right, let's get some Sheilas.

Boy thats great but it still doesnt explain what a poofta is......

*still wondering what the hell a poofty is*

Anyway, back on topic..haha. I don't see why everyone is so down on Old Mr. Wilson. Like John says, he is more of the old biker dude, not some extremist freak unabomber. I realize a lot of you might be from the city, or have never been "exposed" to people like Wilson. I've always pictured him as the displaced middle aged guy struggling to keep his own peace. He doesn't mean any harm, he just knows what he believes and sticks by it regardless of popular opinion. An old tyrant from the outskirts of town, the kind of old biker guy that would stop and help you change a flat alongside the highway and spend the whole time talking about how the chinese are taking over our country, or how to damn kids these days don't know how to change their own tires.  

He is harmless, I am sure of it

*edited for speeling and tipo and logic misteaks*

+1

+1. I was being facetious.

"Pufta"  "Pufter" "Poofta" etc etc is from "Puff"

It means homosexual.

 

You make me laugh!!!!!!

I gave up on antimosity towards Wilson long ago.  I get it.  His schtick.  Pretty entertaining.  He makes me laugh.  I know he doesn't want to make me laugh because he hates me.  And that is what makes me laugh.

   

I don't think he really hates anybody here.  He likes getting you kids all whipped up. 

I'd bet if you broke down near where he lives he'd be the first to help toss your bike in the back of his pickup, take it home and help fix it and pump a bunch of beer into you.  I know his type.  Tough on the outside and marshmellow soft on the inside.

Mmmmmm. . . Marshmellows. . .

Quote from: john on April 21, 2006, 08:21:51 AMpump a bunch of beer into you.

And a bunch of Rohypnol.   

Quote from: john on April 21, 2006, 08:21:51 AM
I don't think he really hates anybody here.  He likes getting you kids all whipped up. 

I'd bet if you broke down near where he lives he'd be the first to help toss your bike in the back of his pickup, take it home and help fix it and pump a bunch of beer into you.  I know his type.  Tough on the outside and marshmellow soft on the inside.

It wouldn't surprise me a bit if you were right, John.

Wilson may well look at them as harmless children. That may be why he posted a pic of himself. And just look what happened then, it was defaced and he was mocked.

Then little Casi comes along and demands that I post a pic of myself. Like that's gonna happen.

I don't look at the world through rose colored glasses or an amber bottle of beer. I see malicious juvenile delinquents for what they are. Whether they're tagging a wall, keying a car, harrassing a bystander, or being arrogant and obnoxious on the internet, they're a plague on society.

Would I stop to help a GSTwin kid that's brokedown? It depends. If I recognized Casi (based on HIS pic ) I might not, since I'd expect him (based on experience here) to slash my tire as he rode off after I helped him. If it was AJ, probably not, since I wouldn't want to listen to her endless vulgar vomitting, nor would I put up with being threatened by a whisp of a sardine eater.

So is that just an excuse for you being ugly, ED?

Quote from: ajgs500 on April 21, 2006, 11:01:04 AM
So is that just an excuse for you being ugly, ED?

You'll never know.



Thanks, for the laugh.

Well I really have desired to vomit or go blind so no Thank You.

Ohhhh Edddddd!!

I found you!

Alright! Congratulations Alpha. I couldn't believe no one had bothered to look. It's the same with "poofta". It's just too easy to find. I wouldn't bother explaining it.