Hey guys... Just thought I'd see if we had any comedians out there... I'll start with my "YOU MIGHT BE A SQUID IF..."  Please join in for fun!!!

-If you think that you might just take your neighbors cbr
-If your riding gear includes flip-flops or basketball shorts
-If that corvette just had to have NOS... and you weren't REALLY trying anyways
-If you think counter steering has something to do with livestock
-If you have a $500 helmet that looks great hanging from your bike as you ride
-If you tried a wheely instead of the MSF
-If you think this post might be about marine life


Thats all I got for now... hows about you guys?

- If you're positive you could learn on a GSXR1000.

if u stunt on the street

If you overtake without being able to see.

- If you think you look cooler stunting gearless.
- If you tried to learn to wheelie before you learned to counter steer.
- If you think helmets are for sissies.

... you bought a bike to meet chicks

You post threads about how to define a squid.






Wink.

Well I understand generally understand that a squid is refering to a stupid ass person, but whats the real definition?  And I started riding to satisfy that craving for speed and yes, sometimes chicks love it.. haha I need a bigger bike.

if:
-you think it takes too long to say "busa" so you're often times heard referring to your sweet "bu"
-you don't wear a jacket because no one offers them in flashy chrome
-you feel its a big assumption that just because you're wearing flip flops and a wife-beater that you're not still "armored"
-you remember the good old days: back when you had skin
-its not a farmer tan - its a biker tan
-you wonder why people keep talking about the importance of both tires...you only seem to need one
-when you say 40 it doesn't refer to a speed limit (who would go that slow), rather ounces...the breakfast of champions
-your blood type is asphalt
-you ride faster than a chuck norris roundhouse kick

...if you think the top of your gas tank is a good place to stand while lane-splitting at 80 MPH

You think a GS500 needs an extended swingarm ...
Cool.
Srinath.

You might be a squid if...

You have eight arms and two tentacles.

srinath....  i saw that post.... ahhahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha
to the next guy..... i was waiting for that reply... i was going to make it soon if no one else did!

You think LOUDER means FASTER.
You think that carbon-fiber decals are kewl.

Your excuse for: been twig skinny, wearning no gear, no helmet, not eating much for breakfast and installing silly carbon fibre kickplates on the footrests is that it saves weight meaning you go faster 

<--- your star flies solo 

Well, that just means you need to post whor- I mean more.

if you think you would be a good roadracer cause you put your knee down in the mountains

--If you get your friend to video you on a mobile phone, with your knee down on a roundabout

if u have checked this post a couple of times to see if you fall in any of the catagories