Quote from: EMTkid on June 08, 2006, 11:46:45 AM
-you ride faster than a chuck norris roundhouse kick

Im sorry, but thats just not possible. A turbo "Bu" cant go that fast. Dont you know anything about chuck norris.

Just a few facts about the man
http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

wait i have a real one:

if your still on your first tank of gas   

If you've gone through more than three rears in a month, and you STILL have 2 inch chicken strips

--or--

If your idea of a good road is wide and straight

--or--

If you go 100 miles an hour on straight roads and 001 mpg on a sweeper

--or--

If it's not a successful stop if your rear stays on the ground

- If you live in the ocean and eat plankton for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. 

if you have posted asking how to wheelie at any point.
if you are waiting for the "learn how to wheelie" tapes off ebay to sell for 5 bucks including shipping.
if you had to have that muffler and jet kit instead of some protective gear.
if you've ever blamed an imaginary animal for you own stupidity.
if you thought acking squidly was something from sponge bob square pants.

--You tell all your friends you can do 140 MPH on the highway on your R1 like it's some kind of real accomplishment, when you have to put your feet down to do a slow u-turn in a parking lot

I love chuck norris, I've got a buddy who's written a bunch of those type facts if you're interested...had me crying at work i was laughing so hard -

and I should amend that to say: if you think you can ride out of the way of a chuck norris roundhouse kick

Alrighty after careful consideration.....

10. You say that you didn't shake after the first time you went full throttle
9. Flip-Flops
8. A-shirts (slang term is "wife beater")
7. You have GSX-R 600 or 1000 and lose to a GS500 because you went 1st Neutral 2nd
6. You spend a more time in front of starbucks than actually riding
5. You go plenty fast straight, but drop BELOW the posted speed in turns
4. Have sliders that clash with your bike (i.e. pink on green bike)
3. You have a colored windscreen (i.e. red or purple)
2. You have ever considered fur a valid modification for your bike.
1. You care more about what other riders think than how riding feels

hey thats my bike!!   

Excuse me while I try to find replacement retinas. that bike fried them.

If you jump off your bike going 30 mph just to see what happens

oh man just remembered this one ...... [drum roll]


if you put screws in the sole of your boots and drag them on the road, cause sparks are cool

Nick,
Youv'e come a long way. 

Ladies and gentlemen...allow me to nominate Nicks posts as the Funniest.  Most have been slightly ammusing but Nicks made me LMAO.

Quote from: nick_villan on June 08, 2006, 02:20:40 PM
if u have checked this post a couple of times to see if you fall in any of the catagories

- If your name is Tickle Me Bink.

<ducks>

Quote from: Jake D on June 09, 2006, 08:50:12 AM
- If your name is Tickle Me Bink.

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 - You blame your crash on COLD TIRES. 

- You think that strap on helmets is for carrying them.

- You read this thread and get pissed that everyone's talking shaZam! about you.

Quote from: Mandres on June 08, 2006, 10:48:03 AM
... you bought a bike to meet chicks

Oh man!!!

DAMN!!!

  If you think resurfacing your driveway is doing burnout's and doughnuts on it!

  If you ride around at 8,000 RPM's all the time so your at your peak power!

  If you've removed your GS's turn signals to reduce air friction and weight!

  If you think being an experienced rider is because you can do a wheelie!