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Started by CasiUSA, June 09, 2006, 01:49:59 PM

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CasiUSA

Let them ride pillion with a skirt on.

I was riding home the other day, and saw some dude on a Gixxer with a girl on the back wearing a catholic schoolgirl skirt and bikini top. As much of a nice sight as it would have been, I was kind of distracted by the fact that god forbid anything happen, she would be destroyed.

I would NEVER allow Jeni on my bike with a skirt on. If not for the fact that her ass would be hanging out, all it takes is one gust of wind, and her skirt in the sproket, and she's eating pavement. On top of that, even if it's short enough to not get caught, there's that whole bare leg no armor thing.

*Sidenote, that girl's ass was hanging out and her undies were a huge distraction on the highway for many-a-driver.

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Jake D

Dude, that's hot.

But I digress. . .

I went to bike night at a local bar on Wednesday. Some guy walked over to his new Gixxer, put his helmet on and climbed on.  Then his super hottie girlfriend got on back.  The sum of her protective gear: sunglasses and a hoodie.  No helmet.  Then he tried to do a burnout as he left and she was hanging on like an Alabama tick as he sped away at like 50 mph.
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Casi, this thread is usless without pics. I suggest you should start carrying a camera with you.

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Queso

I wonder why the chick bothered with gloves?

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12thmonkey

Quote from: Queso on June 09, 2006, 06:42:26 PM
I wonder why the chick bothered with gloves?

You can pretty much tell they're not hers. Maybe her boyfriend was kind enough to let her use his old gloves or something. i guess he didn't have any old jackets or boots tho...
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Quote from: bubba zanetti on June 09, 2006, 02:28:14 PM
Casi, this thread is usless without pics. I suggest you should start carrying a camera with you.



damnit I was gonna say the exact same thing

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Quote from: 12thmonkey on June 09, 2006, 07:17:49 PM
Quote from: Queso on June 09, 2006, 06:42:26 PM
I wonder why the chick bothered with gloves?

You can pretty much tell they're not hers. Maybe her boyfriend was kind enough to let her use his old gloves or something. i guess he didn't have any old jackets or boots tho
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Man, I want some wine right now. Some pinot noir...yeah, that sounds nice

pandy

I wouldn't want to be her toes after THAT accident!  :o :cookoo:
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Queso

Quote from: pandy on June 09, 2006, 09:27:26 PM
I wouldn't want to be her toes after THAT accident!  :o :cookoo:

Good thing she had those gloves on!

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john

I can't imagine how much road rash she had after he tucked the front end.

It's stupid, yet most squids guys seem to allow their GF's ride like that.  It's the old "it will never happen to me..." syndrome.
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Kasumi

Yea well that will change when they are having their wounds washed with anti-septic which stings like bugger anyway and then ontop o' that having them scrubbed to get the gravel out. My mums a nurse and has done it several times in casualty and trust me, when it comes to scrapping gravel out of people who decided they had no intention of wearing gear - nurses have no sympathy.
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Quote from: pandy on June 09, 2006, 09:27:26 PM
I wouldn't want to be her toes after THAT accident!  :o :cookoo:
or her tata's  ;) :laugh:
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Before getting my bike, I rode on the back of my boyfriend's bike for the past 2 years. He bought me a helmet, and then after a ride or two to make sure I was into it (while wearing jeans and a demin jacket) he bought me a motorcycle jacket, pants, gloves, and boots, the same ones I'm still wearing.

An acquitance of mine showed me the nasty, nasty burn scar she got from riding on the back of her guy's bike in shorts - no accident, just brushed up against a hot pipe. She was all "this is why you shouldn't wear shorts." Ummm, yeah, it's why I never have! Too bad you had to learn the hard way.
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