A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy.  He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education.  He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputies expense...

Deputy says, "License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What for?"

Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign ."

Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."

Deputy says, "OK, exit your vehicle and I'll show you, sir."

As the lawyer steps out of his car, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving #%$@ out of the lawyer and says: "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?

My sister, who is studying to become a lawyer, has a professor that got a ticket for parking in a spot he wasn't supposed to.

Apparently, the professor parked in a "Trucks Only - 30 minutes" parking spot. He fought the ticket on the grounds that he wasn't driving a truck, and therefore shouldn't have to pay the ticket. f%$king brilliant.

Are you serious?!?!?!

Quote from: annguyen1981 on June 22, 2006, 08:38:59 PM
Are you serious?!?!?!

Entirely.

That explains all the uneducated smucks out in the world...

so did he win 

Quote from: annguyen1981 on June 22, 2006, 08:21:59 PM
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy.  He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education.  He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputies expense...

Deputy says, "License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What for?"

Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign ."

Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."

Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."

Deputy says, "OK, exit your vehicle and I'll show you, sir."

As the lawyer steps out of his car, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving #%$@ out of the lawyer and says: "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?

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Quote from: afplayboy18 on June 23, 2006, 12:08:20 AM
so did he win 

I don't believe he did. I think the board's response was something along the lines of, "f%$k you. Pay the fine."

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Quote from: Jake D on June 23, 2006, 07:53:44 AM
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poor Jake D

Quote from: Jake D on June 23, 2006, 07:53:44 AM
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with the following disclaimer "this tarzan dont swing from that tree"  bsides jake i was just effing with you