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Started by annguyen1981, June 22, 2006, 11:21:49 AM

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annguyen1981

June 22, 2006, 11:21:49 AM
 :laugh:

But seriously...  I was out for a ride before the thunderstorms hit my area...  I ride under a bridge, but didn't see the potholes...  Feels like someone kicked my gonads. :o

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sledge

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June 22, 2006, 02:15:44 PM
Really?? well just wait till you decide on a vasectomy my friend, it makes potholes feel like are dipping your `nads in warm honey!!

Caffeine

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June 22, 2006, 03:29:41 PM
Quote from: sledge on June 22, 2006, 02:15:44 PM
Really?? well just wait till you decide on a vasectomy my friend, it makes potholes feel like are dipping your `nads in warm honey!!

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June 22, 2006, 03:40:04 PM
Quote from: sledge on June 22, 2006, 02:15:44 PM
Really?? well just wait till you decide on a vasectomy my friend, it makes potholes feel like are dipping your `nads in warm honey!!

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June 22, 2006, 03:45:26 PM
The GS isn't very male friendly is it... I wanna mod my seat, put some type of super soft and squishy material right in the important spot... Not memory foam, as that could make for awkard moments.  :icon_lol:

BaoQingTian

#5
June 22, 2006, 04:07:17 PM
Yeah, riding two up, hitting the brakes or even decelerating a little to quickly....ouch.

yamahonkawazuki

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June 23, 2006, 12:55:01 AM
aye capn the ol gs can make a nad-wich if youre not careful :laugh:
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#7
June 23, 2006, 09:38:12 AM
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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#8
June 23, 2006, 10:06:57 AM
this will teach you to grip your tank better with your legs ;)


but yeah... I've had my fair share of "oof" moments. :o
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#9
June 24, 2006, 03:55:08 PM
Just be glad you have puny gonads...think of how bad that would've hurt otherwise.  :laugh:
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mrdomino

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June 24, 2006, 04:30:48 PM
Quote from: sledge on June 22, 2006, 02:15:44 PM
feels like are dipping your `nads in warm honey!!

that might feel good  :thumb:

annguyen1981

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June 24, 2006, 06:00:25 PM
Quote from: mrdomino on June 24, 2006, 04:30:48 PM
Quote from: sledge on June 22, 2006, 02:15:44 PM
feels like are dipping your `nads in warm honey!!

that might feel good  :thumb:

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#12
June 24, 2006, 11:07:31 PM
simple solution:  get married... she'll take your nuts and put them in her own special hidden lock-box... which means when you ride you won't be able to do any damage to them, cause they aren't yours anymore anyway  ;)
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