...sucks.  What the hell is this?  A lame "reality show" on HBO about comics who don't like each other?  I'm paying for ths shaZam!?  I've had solo-bathroom experiences far more entertaining.

The biggest thing that pisses me off was the "suprise".  Ever go into your regular convenience store and buy a coke and start chugging only to want to hurl because some doosh bag stuck a cafein free diet black cherry vanilla coke in the regular coke slot?  Yeah well I hear they're playing the Tourgasm...it's coming on next!  So I get my plate-o-pizza ready and a bowl of ice cream to top it off so I'm set and don;'t have to get up...only to find out they'r not going to play ANY of the Tourgasm.  It's all this dramatic-soap opera back stage moron bullshit.  It isn't funny.  This isn't "Dane Cook's Tourgasm".

Not that it's a total loss...I wasn't aware that Robert Kelly was a part of the shindig.  There's only one person I put lower on the "I'm funny" ladder than Kelly, and that would be Ben Stiller...who happens to be about as funny as dead puppies (not to be confused with dead babies which have the possabillity of being funny*).  I will NEVER understand why anyone would consider getting on stage and telling everything to f%$k off while promoting the fact that you;re a pompous fanny bandit is funny.

* What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

ninja edit ~ I damn well know how to spell doosh...get over it.

thank you all for the silent prayers.

I'm sure it sucks less than road rash.

But since I don't have a TV I guess I dunno.