News:

Protect your dainty digits. Get a good pair of riding gloves cheap Right Here

Main Menu

Wife is driving me nuts!

Started by blue05twin, July 29, 2006, 09:09:10 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

RVertigo

Of all the things to Buddha Loves You about...   :cookoo:

    Me: "I think we need a bigger cruiser so riding two up will be easier and better." 
    Her: "Maybe..." 
    Me:  "Maybe?  What do you mean?  Wouldn't you like to have something more comfortable with a little more power for hills and whatnot."
    Her:  "Yeah, I guess."
    Me:  "But, the GS isn't really that great for longer trips and riding 2up."
    Her:  "..."
    Me:  " :icon_confused: "
    Her:  "We'll see..."
    Me:   " :cry: "
    Her:  "Where would you keep it anyway?  Are you getting rid of the GS?"
    Me:  " :o NO!"
    Her:  "There's nowhere to keep it...  Maybe if we had a garage."
    Me:  " :mad: But!  But...  YOU wanted this condo! ...  I mean...  But...  I like it...  And...  With the...   :oops: Uh... "
    Her:  "...  :nono: ..."
    Me:  "  :oops: Maybe next year?"
    Her:  "...  Maybe."


DAMNIT!  :laugh:

Egaeus

So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. 

The bartender asks, "So where did the steering wheel come from?"

to which the pirate responds, "I don't know matey, but it's driving me nuts!"
Sorry, I won't answer motorcycle questions anymore.  I'm not f%$king friendly enough for this board.  Ask me at:
webchat.freequest.net
or
irc.freequest.net if you have an irc client
room: #gstwins
password: gs500

pantablo

Quote from: aaronstj on July 31, 2006, 12:08:59 PM
Quote from: Matty B 500 on July 31, 2006, 11:59:48 AM
and u know what men say ... the bigger the better.
It's not the size of the boat, Matt, it's the motion of the ocean.

Some day you'll figure it out. Yer still young. :icon_mrgreen:

dont fool yourself. there is no replacement for displacement...LOL..
Pablo-
http://pantablo500.tripod.com/
www.pma-architect.com


Quote from: makenzie71 on August 21, 2006, 09:47:40 PM...not like normal sex, either...like sex with chicks.

aaronstj

Quote from: pantablo on July 31, 2006, 09:43:51 PM
Quote from: aaronstj on July 31, 2006, 12:08:59 PM
It's not the size of the boat, Matt, it's the motion of the ocean.

Some day you'll figure it out. Yer still young. :icon_mrgreen:

dont fool yourself. there is no replacement for displacement...LOL..

Luckily I got both.   :icon_mrgreen: :icon_mrgreen:
1992 Blue Monday, Wileyco, lunchbox, 150/40/3/1, Srinath bars, progressives, fenderectomy

Borak: How come Ogg use one spear, Borak need three?
Ogg: Not spear, caveman.

blue05twin

I was talking to Jon my nephew and told him whats going on.  He told me to see if I could get a better deal for 2 750's  :o

Told my UPS driver from work that Jon and I were getting 750's and he asked me to see what kind of trade in he could get on his Kat and that he would go with us and get a 750 also. :o :o

This is getting out of hand.  I wonder if there's a group buy discount

Me= blue / white
Jon= yellow / black
UPS= Burgundy / black

Will post pic's after we get the bikes this weekend
I know Jon and I are 100% atm but not sure about the UPS guy he wants one just not sure if he's going to follow through.
Pilot 22.5, Mid 65 , Mains 147.5, Mixture screw 3.5 turns out

Even if the voices aren't real they have some good ideas.

The Buddha

Quote from: Mitch on July 31, 2006, 12:12:40 PM
Quote from: blue05twin on July 29, 2006, 09:09:10 PM

*sigh* women.  What can you do?

I would start by giving her a nice long round of oral.  Then explain to her how much cooler a Triumph Dayton 675 in graphite would be.

How Did I miss this ...
Anyway - if she screams out the name of the sales man in the throes of ...y'know ... then you know you're in trouble.
Cool.
Srinath.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
I run a business based on other people's junk.
-----------------------------------------------------------------

pandy

Quote from: seshadri_srinath on August 01, 2006, 07:05:49 AM
How Did I miss this ...
Anyway - if she screams out the name of the sales man in the throes of ...y'know ... then you know you're in trouble.
Cool. Srinath.

Would just mean a better discount! :P  :laugh:
'06 SV650s (1 past Gixxer; 3 past GS500s)
I get blamed for EVERYTHING around here!
:woohoo:

flyingbeagle71

Quote from: blue05twin on July 31, 2006, 11:58:37 PM
I was talking to Jon my nephew and told him whats going on.  He told me to see if I could get a better deal for 2 750's  :o

Told my UPS driver from work that Jon and I were getting 750's and he asked me to see what kind of trade in he could get on his Kat and that he would go with us and get a 750 also. :o :o

This is getting out of hand.  I wonder if there's a group buy discount

Me= blue / white
Jon= yellow / black
UPS= Burgundy / black

Will post pic's after we get the bikes this weekend
I know Jon and I are 100% atm but not sure about the UPS guy he wants one just not sure if he's going to follow through.

:2guns: :2guns: :2guns:
That's not right!!!  My wife doesn't even want me mentioning the motorcycle around her!!!   :bs: :bs: :bs:

:2guns: :2guns: :2guns:
GS500F in BLUE because that's the COOLEST color!

SMF spam blocked by CleanTalk