Yesterday my friend was driving and she was lost, luckily I not only live near downtown, I am a delivery guy! I know all the streets! And I have an incredible sense of direction! Here I am sitting in the car! It's better than a $1200 GPS for crap's sake!!! Hell I even know the construction, AND what roads are closed for the hot august nights car rally! I know traffic patterns BY THE HOUR!!!! I know every turn lane and the timings of the lights! I even know the Keystone interchange from ALL directions!

Now at this point I can't stand it, I have to help. I mean it's like watching someone f%$k up the first level of Mario Brother's over and over and over, at some point you just can't take it.

Then when I offer, "Right here, then a right on center street." I get this ever so polite and friendly and very RESPECTFUL answer...

"You know just because you're a delivery guy doesn't mean you know everything!" (Make sure to read that with an undertone of hostility that you won't admit to later.)

I swallowed it. I didn't do anything. Honestly I should have told her to stop and let me out.

Wait, now let's flip this.... (She's a Bartender.)

I'm making a drink, trying over and over to make a fuzzy nipple or whatever. Every single time I f%$k it up horribly.

Then she offers, "Take one of this, two of this and a shot of this."

I respond (again with the hostility I won't own up to later) "You know just because you're a bartender doesn't mean you know everything!"


I mean am I flying out of whack, or was she being a Buddha Loves You? (I mean we spent like 10 -15 mins going right by it and f%$king it up because of center street being weird.)

aye cc i am a pizza cowboy for the time being, lol ive gave cops directions to traffic wrecks before lol they are not amused by that. btw cc what do you do as a deli guy?

So, what's the real deal?  You wanna screw her and she won't give it up?

Who cares...  Nearly all chicks (with rare exceptions (and if you're pissed by this comment, I'm talking about you) are shitty drivers.  If she wanted to be lost, who gives a shaZam!?  Either let it slide or hassle her into submission...  "RIGHT THERE!  OH!!!  WTF ARE YOU DOING?!?  DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE???!!!"

She will either start to listen or kick you out of the car...  

Lowe's.

I deliver fridges and stuff like that. Pay is pretty good, and the 2+ hour paid lunches are even better.

you should have just told her you knew the area well and left it at that....take the high road-they HATE that.

say you know the area QUITE well, followed by wtf? where the hell are we

RV, you're generally a nice guy, but ATM, I'm going to file you in the others category. 

Umm do I want to pork her? It's been a while so I'll pork anything with a pulse. (Evidenced by recent hookups that required many many many showers, and like a whole tube of toothpaste, a bottle of mouthwash and a bunch of Ajax.)

But she's about as emotionally unstable as they come (and I'm not a picture of mental health myself sometimes LOL I have road rage issues, and yes even on the bike. And yes I realize it's dumb and yada yada.)

She's an expert at everything (especially shaZam! she knows NOTHING about LOL basic Myspace tin can army personality.) I admit that I do that from time to time, but when it's my job to know this shaZam!.... (And I'm in retail so I have to pretend to the customer that I have a freaking clue what is going on. And trust me, we never do.)

BTW I think I'll tell her off tomorrow. Sorry, but I'm an ass.



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Quote from: CirclesCenter on August 08, 2006, 01:11:20 AMRV, you're generally a nice guy

  I don't think that's true...  And neither does anyone I know.   

I think you're just mad 'cause I called it.   

"explosive bowel discharge"

now you tell me. 

Quote from: RVertigo on August 08, 2006, 01:14:11 AM

Quote from: CirclesCenter on August 08, 2006, 01:11:20 AMRV, you're generally a nice guy

  I don't think that's true...  And neither does anyone I know.   :laugh:I think you're just mad 'cause I called it.   

Yeah...no reason for CC to get insulting!  

Sounds like she's a beeeatch....and she sounds like a lovely person ....and, wait, why is it that she's your friend again? I must have missed her good qualities the first go 'round! 

As for drivers, all humans suck at it! 

I think I might have said to her after her snotty comment, "Well, why don't you just let me out here, cuz I can probably walk there faster...I can save you a seat!  " ...and then smile sweetly.... 

  women drivers   

Yup ... its that time of the month ...
My normally sweet and loving wife (and I have like 8-10 bikes to prove that) turned into Wife-asauraus Rex ... when her parents were comming in to visit. It was like do this, do that, do that, then that, then that ... all day long ... heck even sex was that way ...  ...
Cool.
Srinath.

Quote from: seshadri_srinath on August 08, 2006, 07:33:35 PM
It was like do this, do that, do that, then that, then that ... all day long ... heck even sex was that way ...  ...

You say this as if it's a bad thang!