Quote from: flyingbeagle71 on August 09, 2006, 09:06:26 AM
All I gotta say is...Women, can't live with them and sheep don't cook... 

OMFG 

You owe me a new keyboard

 

Sheep can't rub your back, either! 

Hmmm back rub .. . . think I'll go home early today.

Quote from: blue05twin on August 09, 2006, 09:20:56 AM
Hmmm back rub .. . . think I'll go home early today.

It never works out, you'll end up rubbing hers

Quote from: pandy on August 09, 2006, 09:19:54 AM


Sheep can't rub your back, either! 

Yes...  But they sure are soft

Sicko! 

Ok that settles it we need to find An a GF and get her a plain ticket.

At the very LEAST!! 

Quote from: pandy on August 09, 2006, 08:22:15 AM

Quote from: blue05twin on August 09, 2006, 08:21:06 AM
  not sure why but I keep laughing when I think of a pouncing Pandy 

Bah....you just don't understand how very ferocious I can be! 

Muwahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaa you cant handle me muwahhahaahahhahahahahaahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote from: annguyen1981 on August 09, 2006, 08:30:31 PM

Got a wife...1 woman is enough...don't think I would be able to handle 2 women & son on 1 bike.

As long as the poll was talking about people. Wool is just way too itchy for something like that. Although if you got ahold of one just after its wool had been shorn ( ==> )... I mean, that would be wrong. So very wrong...

That reminds me of a joke (hope that there aren't any easily offended scotsmen around)

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey! You! get offa my cloud!". The scotsman says, "Hey! McCloud! Get offa my Ewe".

or

Ahh, <fill in the name of place here>! Where the men are men, so are the women and the sheep run scared.

And, why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Quote from: pandy on August 09, 2006, 10:01:24 PM
At the very LEAST!! 

I resent that!

Quote from: scratch on August 10, 2006, 06:31:38 PM
And, why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Beacause the sheep can hear zippers. 

Quote from: annguyen1981 on August 10, 2006, 08:17:04 PM
I resent that!

I meant it in the warmest possible way!   

Quote from: bubba zanetti on August 10, 2006, 08:34:26 PM
Beacause the sheep can hear zippers. 

Quote from: bubba zanetti on August 10, 2006, 08:34:26 PM

Quote from: scratch on August 10, 2006, 06:31:38 PM
And, why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Beacause the sheep can hear zippers. 

I love that one.

Quote from: annguyen1981 on August 10, 2006, 08:17:04 PM

Quote from: pandy on August 09, 2006, 10:01:24 PM
At the very LEAST!! 

I resent that!

Sure you didn't mean " I resemble that!"

Q. How do they spell sheep in New Zealand?

A. They don't shag them for 6 weeks



Q. Why do Kiwi race horses run so fast?

A. They've seen what they do to the sheep.

PS No offence is intended.