THOSE BASTARDS!!!!!!!

 

Hey it's bette waking up to that than, finding a person sleeping in your bathtub covered with puke useing a towel as a blanket.

Quote from: blue05twin on August 25, 2006, 09:15:06 AM


Hey it's bette waking up to that than, finding a person sleeping in your bathtub covered with puke useing a towel as a blanket.

i would rather find that person than be that person

I was that person once.

 

That is awesome.  Last time i passed out in an 'unsafe' location i was relocated to the front lawn couch and all, placed in front of my friends moving truck and awakened by the extremely load horn only to see this massive truck right in front of me.  I almost peed in my pants and then proceeded to a more safe location, back seat of my car with the doors locked

I learned long, long, ago never to pass out! So I don't.

Quote from: freewheelburner on August 25, 2006, 09:52:58 AM
I learned long, long, ago never to pass out! So I don't.

Wake up with a pee pee drawn on your face?

Something like that!.....

my worst was waking up on my bathroom floor in wet underwear, the stench of vomit coming from the toliet, and a pile of wet clothes laying next to me.

which wouldnt have been so bad if i had known why everything was wet

Wow, after reading all these stories it makes me feel like a little bit less of an alcoholic!  Or maybee I'm just with my fellow drunks. Two weeks ago my buddy got married and I got black out drunk and made out with his mom it was pretty funny hearing about that one the next day 

Quote from: ducati_nolan on August 25, 2006, 11:29:17 AM
Wow, after reading all these stories it makes me feel like a little bit less of an alcoholic! Or maybee I'm just with my fellow drunks. Two weeks ago my buddy got married and I got black out drunk and made out with his mom it was pretty funny hearing about that one the next day

stiffler's mom

Quote from: ducati_nolan on August 25, 2006, 11:29:17 AM
Wow, after reading all these stories it makes me feel like a little bit less of an alcoholic!  Or maybee I'm just with my fellow drunks. Two weeks ago my buddy got married and I got black out drunk and made out with his mom it was pretty funny hearing about that one the next day 

ROFL, i don't thing any of my friends moms are that attractive, that and my fiance wouldn't appriciate it that much 

Quote from: ducati_nolan on August 25, 2006, 11:29:17 AM
Wow, after reading all these stories it makes me feel like a little bit less of an alcoholic!  Or maybee I'm just with my fellow drunks. Two weeks ago my buddy got married and I got black out drunk and made out with his mom it was pretty funny hearing about that one the next day 

I first read that as, "I got black out drunk and made out with my mom."  I was thinking, "damn, I don't know if I'd be spreading that tidbit of information around...."

Quote from: Egaeus on August 25, 2006, 12:14:02 PM

Quote from: ducati_nolan on August 25, 2006, 11:29:17 AM
Wow, after reading all these stories it makes me feel like a little bit less of an alcoholic! Or maybee I'm just with my fellow drunks. Two weeks ago my buddy got married and I got black out drunk and made out with his mom it was pretty funny hearing about that one the next day

I first read that as, "I got black out drunk and made out with my mom." I was thinking, "damn, I don't know if I'd be spreading that tidbit of information around...."

wrong on soooooo many levels

I only have one vote?

Damn. I need to drunk post more often.

And if you guys truly outdrink me, HOLY shaZam!. When you die you'll be preserved for centuries!

Quote from: natedawg120 on August 25, 2006, 12:08:58 PM

Quote from: ducati_nolan on August 25, 2006, 11:29:17 AM
Wow, after reading all these stories it makes me feel like a little bit less of an alcoholic!  Or maybee I'm just with my fellow drunks. Two weeks ago my buddy got married and I got black out drunk and made out with his mom it was pretty funny hearing about that one the next day 

ROFL, i don't thing any of my friends moms are that attractive, that and my fiance wouldn't appriciate it that much 

you know, i dont think i would really care if their mom was attractive or not, as long as shes not real old. cause they you can always hold that over your friends head, anytime he makes fun of you, you just say, rememeber that time i made out with I love YOU

thats pretty disgusting..

or "I love YOU was good last night" yes im drunk dammit i want a recount. ( see when im drinkin i think like al gore)

so does it make ok if I made out with my friend's father?  Whatever reason people give, it still doesn't make it right.

what makes it wrong. rofl if you got married, you'd essentially be your friends step mother/father