John went to s_hit (meaning to take a shaZam!) and the hogs ate him (old redneck adage and I've heard it a quintillion times). 

That sure puts a visual in my mind.

I can assure you that when I get up in there and "take one", ................ I am gonna have that Colt Government Series 70 in .45 ACP. I am afraid I'll shaZam! a wildcat!!!!!!!!!!
John.............I hope you're "ok".
Let us know. We'll .........."come in blasting"...................you know we're "cocked, locked, and ready to rock"!                       love, Wilson

John......if "the house is a'rockin' we won't bother knockin' " .......... we'll just slink back over to the campground and let y'all "finish your business".  Y'all DO live in a trailer don't you? Hell,
I thought EVERYONE lived in a trailer. TaddMC was supposed to come over and help me change
the tires on my house yesterday and he didn't show up! That dang Tad.......his ass is about as useful as fun bags on a boar hog. Hell, I'm glad he DIDN'T come over! His avatar looks like he's gonna
kill everyone on the planet!!! Hahahhaha. Just teasin you Tad.

Looks like it's just you and me OMW.

I claim control over the Western half of the US.  You can have the Eastern half, but I'll even give you Hawaii

I can dig it...............and I think I have enough ice cold regular Budweiser to make it through.
But I may have to go to beddy soon....................tee  hee hee.............I am an old goat....
and my wife is a goatess

I can hear you *GROWL* as we speak

I want that meat slapping together soon (this may end up in the tard farm) and I ain't bullshittin' ya.

 

I guess we'll just have to conquer GStwin.com before we can continue the expansion of our kingdom to the whole US.

Let's send this to the TF.

Nothing wrong with the Tard Farm! God knows I hang out in it enough and we sure as hell ain't gonna conquer GSTWIN