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"Get Annguyen1981 Laid" Foundation...

Started by roguegeek, September 05, 2006, 07:33:16 PM

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CirclesCenter

Ahahaha.

I'll wait till you show up, then I'll toss 30 bucks into the fire.

(Yes, that's a real 30 bucks.)
Rich, RIP.

annguyen1981

Quote from: El Noobo on September 14, 2006, 09:36:33 PM
You know, on Craigslist there are a bunch of nice ladies offering to exchange favors for "donations."  I bet if we all searched, we could find something (I mean someone) willing to accept An's "donation" (and his $5.25 too). :icon_razz:
What's the site?  I've got to help in this search too. :laugh:

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Chilly Willy

Quote from: pandy on September 14, 2006, 08:51:08 PM


We can send him a check....he shipped me something once, so I know his work addie....  :icon_twisted:

Heck, if you have his work address, we can send him a whole lot more than just a check.  Anyone remember the singing crossdresser scene from Robin William's film The Fisher King? :icon_mrgreen:
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Chilly Willy

Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 14, 2006, 09:40:30 PM

What's the site?  I've got to help in this search too. :laugh:
Quote

Here you go An, straight from central MA--Ms. "Something Spicy?" herself:  http://worcester.craigslist.org/ers/207415990.html :kiss3:
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blue05twin

I got an idea for you An.  If your a US citizen I can get you laid.  I know a few girls around 18 - 22 that are looking to get married to a US citizen, and just think you know she won't leave you for at least 5 years  :icon_mrgreen:

And on the plus side sense they don't speak much english you won't have to much nagging  :thumb:
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Even if the voices aren't real they have some good ideas.

zukiGS500

A guy i used to work with said he knew some asian girls in chicago that would pay around 20 to 30 thosand for marraige,
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roguegeek

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on September 15, 2006, 01:34:57 AM
http://worcester.craigslist.org/ers/207125288.html

Perfect!!! $60 an hour so with the $5.25 you could get 5 whole minutes! You could probably have at least 5 happy ending within that time. Well worth the money if you ask me.
:thumb:
Rich - Project: Rich
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annguyen1981

Quote from: zukiGS500 on September 15, 2006, 12:55:56 AM
A guy i used to work with said he knew some asian girls in chicago that would pay around 20 to 30 thosand for marraige,

A friend of my parent's offerred for me to travel overseas and marry his niece so she could come to the US.  He said he'd pay for everything, including an additional $50,000 for me.

I understand arranged marriages are common in some countries, but I was born here in the US, so I am basically 100% American.  But when my parents asked me if I wanted to participate, that got my blood boiling.  I couldn't believe that they even ASKED me. :mad:

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blue05twin

Damn thats more than what they were offering, only about 30K here.  But hey 30K to get married and have sex with pretty asian ladies, I guess it could be worse
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Even if the voices aren't real they have some good ideas.

pandy

Hell, I'll go get her and marry her for 50K!! :P  :laugh:
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Hell... it sure beats a trip to the trailer park to find a wife...
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Quote from: El Noobo on September 14, 2006, 09:36:33 PM
You know, on Craigslist there are a bunch of nice ladies offering to exchange favors for "donations."  I bet if we all searched, we could find something (I mean someone) willing to accept An's "donation" (and his $5.25 too). :icon_razz:

Have a look at this for a sample of your craigslist "ladies"  :o

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0913061craigslist1.html
The more I learn about women, the more I love my bike.

SHENANIGANS

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annguyen1981

The point is...  She's someone I DON'T KNOW.

Granted, I may end up liking and loving her, but there's that 50% chance I won't.  I'm only 25, but I beleive in marraige to one person for a lifetime.  I'm old fashioned, but not old.

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roguegeek

Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 15, 2006, 03:57:25 AM
Quote from: zukiGS500 on September 15, 2006, 12:55:56 AM
A guy i used to work with said he knew some asian girls in chicago that would pay around 20 to 30 thosand for marraige,

A friend of my parent's offerred for me to travel overseas and marry his niece so she could come to the US.  He said he'd pay for everything, including an additional $50,000 for me.

I understand arranged marriages are common in some countries, but I was born here in the US, so I am basically 100% American.  But when my parents asked me if I wanted to participate, that got my blood boiling.  I couldn't believe that they even ASKED me. :mad:

Did you tell him about our Foundation? He's someone who is obviously recognizes your needs. I'm sure he can help get us up to $15.
Rich - Project: Rich
2005 Honda S2000 | 2006 Honda CBR600RR | 1997 Suzuki GS500E (sold)

roguegeek

Quote from: AlphaFire X5 on September 15, 2006, 12:23:53 PM
More donated! :)
The Foundation thanks you for your VERY gracious contributions!

An, where's the damn pay pal e-mail address?!
Rich - Project: Rich
2005 Honda S2000 | 2006 Honda CBR600RR | 1997 Suzuki GS500E (sold)

Chilly Willy

Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 15, 2006, 04:55:00 PM
only 25, but I beleive in marraige to one person for a lifetime.  I'm old fashioned, but not old.

Don't worry, An.  Finding "Mrs. Right" is entirely up to you.  We're just trying to help you find "Mrs. Right Now!" :laugh: (trust me, "Mrs. Right" costs much, much more :icon_razz: )

BTW:, what is the new grand total for the "Foundation?"
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pandy

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