The outpour of emotions has been overwhelming. Is that a tear I see in your eye Pandy? Let's check the total...

(duh-du-duh-du-duh-du-drumroll)

$11.74!!!

Dreams really do come true so it seems! An, you are a lucky lucky boy. It's almost like "make a wish" except we are making the wish for you. You'd probably just spend it on internet access and Jebus knows we all really don't want that.

So have we finalized what An is doing with the money yet?

Quote from: BenderShould I buy one $1000 hookerbot or one thousand $1 hookerbots?

Mmm... hookerbots...

OMFG!!! I totally know what to do with the money!!! I'm a freakin' genius!!!

An... congratulation!!! You're going to be able to end the oppression of men and boys who have freely chosen mutually consenting relationships and, hopefully, share in one yourself. I think you deserve a membership to...

The North American Man/Boy Love Association!!!


Good idea, yeah! Thoughts?

Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 15, 2006, 03:57:25 AM

Quote from: zukiGS500 on September 15, 2006, 12:55:56 AM
A guy i used to work with said he knew some asian girls in chicago that would pay around 20 to 30 thosand for marraige,

A friend of my parent's offerred for me to travel overseas and marry his niece so she could come to the US.  He said he'd pay for everything, including an additional $50,000 for me.

I understand arranged marriages are common in some countries, but I was born here in the US, so I am basically 100% American.  But when my parents asked me if I wanted to participate, that got my blood boiling.  I couldn't believe that they even ASKED me.

50k I'll marry a man!

Quote from: roguegeek on September 19, 2006, 08:22:14 PM
Good idea, yeah! Thoughts?

I think we should wait 'til the whole $15.00 is in.....no sense skimping when we're so close...he's waited THIS long..... 

Quote from: pandy on September 19, 2006, 08:44:24 PM

Quote from: roguegeek on September 19, 2006, 08:22:14 PM
Good idea, yeah! Thoughts?

I think we should wait 'til the whole $15.00 is in.....no sense skimping when we're so close...he's waited THIS long..... 

What about the $500 for the legal prostitutes in Nevada?  You know... The porn stars and such?

Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 19, 2006, 09:07:41 PM

What about the $500 for the legal prostitutes in Nevada?  You know... The porn stars and such?

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You know An, with only $11 raised so far, the closest we could get you to a woman might have to be a box of these:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8596581027310074050&q=Hotdogs+for+Homophobes&hl=en

uggghhh...

Quote from: El Noobo on September 19, 2006, 09:10:52 PM

Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 19, 2006, 09:07:41 PM

What about the $500 for the legal prostitutes in Nevada?  You know... The porn stars and such?

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You know An, with only $11 raised so far, the closest we could get you to a woman might have to be a box of these:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8596581027310074050&q=Hotdogs+for+Homophobes&hl=en

Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 19, 2006, 09:15:56 PM
uggghhh...

Oh you know you love it man/boy style!

Quote from: roguegeek on September 20, 2006, 01:52:28 AM

Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 19, 2006, 09:15:56 PM
uggghhh...

Oh you know you love it man/boy style!

You two should get a room.

THat's not gonna happen.


Ever.


No way.

   Then why are you secretly considering it 

 

Come on, folks...donate to the fund...let's take it up to $15 so we can get this lad laid.... 

Quote from: pandy on September 20, 2006, 06:31:20 PM


Come on, folks...donate to the fund...let's take it up to $15 so we can get this lad laid.... 

So does this mean I'll have to supply the other $485?

Yes! 

    And about another $5, Yanno she's going to want to eat...Dollar Menu and all.....   

Quote from: average on September 20, 2006, 07:25:38 PM
  And about another $5, Yanno she's going to want to eat...Dollar Menu and all.....   

Just find a bar where desperate middle age divorcees hang out & send him there. I'm sure that they would eager to fix up a strapping young lad like An 

Probably wouldn't need to spend all of his $15 either.