Look at what my dad found in our house 







its a golden garden spider aka a yellow argiope right? Yuck..all I know is...I DON'T want that in my house....

Kill it. Kill it now.

-James

is it poisionus?

holy shaZam!.

HFS!!!!

That thing looks HUGE!!!   

It IS huge!!! It doesnt move very fast though..so I stopped being quite so scared of it..its outside now..far away form the house...

I don't think they're poisonous, they eat grasshoppers and bugs and stuff in gardens....maybe small snakes for this one 

YUCK!

4r

good pic lissa. Garden spiders pretty much don't want anything to do with us.  Just move it outside and she'll be happy and so will you.

Jake

Man, I wish I'd had my camera the other day. I found a black widow bigger than that two days ago on a planter at school. Scary thought, since so many people sit on those planters. Damn.

Quote from: Wrecent_Wryder on September 22, 2006, 06:53:57 PM
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

That's the inhumane way of doing it...

Just run it through a laminator.  Make sure you either put the thing far into the pouch so that the juices don't trail out onto the hot rollers.

Step by step method for dealing with B.U.S. (Big Ugly Spiders)

1. Contain spider in a metal coffee can or similar container.

2. Fill B.U.S. container with gasoline or other flammable liquid.

3. Ignite from a safe distance. Be at standby with a can of hairspray and a lighter to stop B.U.S. if it attempts escape.

Nice pic's 

Come on people spiders are your friends, think if you killed all the spiders in the world the other insect speices would go outta control.  Besides they are cute

Still want a goliath bird eating spider for a pet but my wife won't let me  .  Kind of sucks I got ride of my snake collection had 20.  Gave my lizards to a friend, that was a sad day my beared dragons used to sit on my shoulder and watch tv with me    my leapoard (sp?) geko's went to another friend. 

So now after living with animals / reptiles / fish for over 10 years all I have is a wife . . . 

Yea, there are really only two spiders that are dangerous and common, the black widow and brown recluse.  The rest of them are very helpful in keeping the insect population under control. 

We have thos at work; they catch bees, so it's no wonder why they're so big!

Quote from: blue05twin on September 22, 2006, 10:43:01 PM
Nice pic's

+1

Quote from: blue05twin on September 22, 2006, 10:43:01 PM
So now after living with animals / reptiles / fish for over 10 years all I have is a wife . . . 

From one cold-blooded creature to another...sorry, having marriage-regrets (not really, 13 years of misery (I didn't say that!))...okay, I haven't been laid in a while!  It's true, sex stops after marriage!  I liken my wife to a snake...it only needs to be fed once a week and it's good for another week.  There I said it.    It's ARGravating.

not bad for a point and shoot eh?


maybe i should consider it a blessing that I can't marry AJ then? 

AHHH!  YOU FOUND FOLGERS IN YOUR OWN HOUSE!!!  AHHH!

I roast my own coffee beans, so seeing the Folgers is almost as freaky as that sick ass spider.

-Turd the Coffee Snob.

  Idc if they are golden coffee beans..I hate the stuff...Im a tea drinker...

Quote from: CirclesCenter on September 22, 2006, 08:55:02 PM
Step by step method for dealing with B.U.S. (Big Ugly Spiders)

1. Contain spider in a metal coffee can or similar container.

2. Fill B.U.S. container with gasoline or other flammable liquid.

3. Ignite from a safe distance. Be at standby with a can of hairspray and a lighter to stop B.U.S. if it attempts escape.

Step by step method for dealing with B.U.S.H. (Big Ugly Spider Haters)
1. Dowse pine coffin with gasoline or equivalent flammable liquid.
2. Place B.U.S.H. into the coffin.
3. Ignite from a safe distance.  Be at standby with firearm to stop B.U.S.H. if it attempts to escape.

Quote from: Dr. Love on September 23, 2006, 02:37:38 PM
Step by step method for dealing with B.U.S.H.

1. Brand new disposible razor
2. Shaving cream

....this is going to the tard farm isnt it?

Quote from: Onlypastrana199 on September 23, 2006, 03:00:46 PM

Quote from: Dr. Love on September 23, 2006, 02:37:38 PM
Step by step method for dealing with B.U.S.H.

1. Brand new disposible razor
2. Shaving cream

....this is going to the tard farm isnt it?

great now I need to clean off my monitor, but damn that statement brought back some fond / weird memories