Funny things I got asked in the hardware store today: 1. Do you know where I can find some Mexicans? 2. I've got a dump truck full of a house I tore down, you know where I could dump it? 3. Ok, you know those twisty things you hang stuff with? Do you have those?

My responses: 1. Mexico or maybe Lee Circle  2. The dump? 3. No, we're fresh out.

Alternative answers:

1. Aisle 3
2. Aisle 7
3. Aisles 4, 6, and 9 (how long do you think they'd keep looking?) 

Quote from: pandy on November 03, 2006, 05:18:50 PM
Alternative answers:

1. Aisle 3
2. Aisle 7
3. Aisles 4, 6, and 9 (how long do you think they'd keep looking?) 

Sometimes when going into another store with my work shirt on, people ask me where stuff is.  I've done this a couple times when I'm really pissed out that they can't notice that my shirt is BLUE and the real workers in that store have another color shirt.

I really should do that all the time.  Or maybe I should be as rude as possible, like:

"WTF???  Can't you see I'm doing something here?!?!?  Go F*CKING BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE WHO ISN'T BUSY!!!  What's my name???  'STFU' is my name, so STFU!!!"

I was Standing in Lowes a While back looking at the Water line and Fittings to Install a new Water Heater.Then this Purdy little Heifer Walks up to me and Asked if I worked there.I looked around to see if any of the workers were Standing Behind me which there wasn't.So I said No but I am a Handyman can I help you with something.She Pretty well looked at me like Go to Hell I'll look for it myself.Oh well I guess She wasn't into Grizzly Adams looking Pervs that Drool too Much. Or maybe it was because I Didn't Have the Lowes uniform. Yeah thats it I'm going to get a job a Lowes.I think Chicks Dig those Uniforms.

lol dont get your hopes up . i use to work there good company though ....kinda of ......

One of my new work phone numbers used to belong to a doctors office.  Normally I just tell them sorry but I don't know the new number and we are a jewelry wholesale store, sorry but I can't help you.

But once this lady called 4 times and I kept telling her our phone number and that we were not a doctors office.  Finally on the 5th time she called I just made her an appointment to see a doctor 

Quote from: annguyen1981 on November 03, 2006, 09:31:34 PM


Sometimes when going into another store with my work shirt on, people ask me where stuff is. 

I used to work for US Airways. I had a tie that said US AIRWAYS, A Line badge that said US AIRWAYS, Blue pants and a blue jacket the said.... US AIRWAYS

Every time I would stop @ Walmart or another store before or after work some one would always ask me where stuff was I would just look down at my tie.. back at them and give them some bogus info 

Yeah.  That happens to me too.  I'd have my work badge on, with the different color shirt, and they would STILL ask me stuff.

A friend of mine ended up with the number of a pizza shop that went out of business...we had a lot of fun with that.

"Hello"

"Yeah, I'd like to order a pizza"

"Ok"

"2 15 in pizzas...one with cheeze only and one with just pepperoni.."

"Ok"

"How much is that?"

"$20"

"Ok...how long and you do deliver right?"

"Uhh Yeah"

"How long??"

"Bout 20 minutes..."

"Hey, great!!  Thanks"

"Oh...I forgot to tell you that we ran out of dough...is that ok?"

"Excuse me?"

"Yeah...we ran out of dough...so...we were just gonna kind of mix some stuff up and spread it out in a box...is that ok?

"Click"

Childish...but fun!

Quote from: annguyen1981 on November 03, 2006, 09:31:34 PM
What's my name??? 'STFU' is my name, so STFU!!!"

oh my god  thats funny!

Bad: My dad was once asked for 50 feet of bungee cord so the guy could go bungee jumping. 

Worse: The guy wanted to bungee jump from 50 feet up.

Quote from: pantablo on November 05, 2006, 11:54:23 PM

Quote from: annguyen1981 on November 03, 2006, 09:31:34 PM
What's my name??? 'STFU' is my name, so STFU!!!"

oh my god  thats funny!