a few days ago we had some serous wind here in PA.  The news blabbed about it for days before it got here.  Plenty of warning about 50+ MPH wind gusts and the like...

so here's my dilema....

last sping some douchebag moved into my neighborhood.  Young kid (ealy 20's)... can't do anything wrong, except make his new house look like a freakin' pinball machine for the entire month of December (presumably for Christmas), and put vehicles in everyone else's way like it is his hobby!!!

Since he moved in he decided that having his precious mazda 6 parked in front of his house was more important than his neighbors, getting to theirs, so he started parking in on street in front of his unit, even though there are spaces about 100 ft from his house at the end of the row.  We live on a narrow street, and it is tough if not impossible to navigate past multiple parellel parked cars. 

Basically, parallel parking in front of your unit fails the "what if the rest of the neighborhood did this?" test  ... thus the spaces at the end of the row.

so earlier this week his Ninja 500 (which he totally abuses on rare occasion that he rides it at all) blew over in the wind storm while my bike sat cozy and comfortable in my garage. 

I chuckled just a little bit when i saw it laying there.....

that makes me a bad person, doesn't it?

(P.S. this is the part when all you GStwin members chime in and tell me I'm not a bad person   )

thats when you go over to mr perfects place, and congradulate him, when he asks "what for?" then only then do you point at the bike

Go to walmart, get a pellet riffle with a good scope, 80bucks, and sit inside your house, open a window and help him save some electricity. Your doing a good thing...fight against global warming!












I never told u that

Quote from: rob1bike on December 03, 2006, 09:26:03 PM
Go to walmart, get a pellet riffle with a good scope, 80bucks, and sit inside your house, open a window and help him save some electricity. Your doing a good thing...fight against global warming!

I don't get what you're "not" telling him to do with the pellet gun...

I'm the kinda person that would of pissed on it. So your a good person.

-ash

Quote from: annguyen1981 on December 03, 2006, 10:04:52 PM

Quote from: rob1bike on December 03, 2006, 09:26:03 PM
Go to walmart, get a pellet riffle with a good scope, 80bucks, and sit inside your house, open a window and help him save some electricity. Your doing a good thing...fight against global warming!

I don't get what you're "not" telling him to do with the pellet gun...

Good!

i guess so.  I just feel a little twinge of guilt since he's a fellow rider.

But I guess just buying a bike isn't all it takes to deserve respect. 

your good

i would have laughed and left it there.  If he wasn't a jackass then i would have let him know but i have been in that boat before.  there was this dude that was a total dork and his bike kept blowing over, i just remembered to park my bike far enough away as to not get hit as his tumbled to the ground during our Blacksburg winter wind storms

Nope, you didn't do anything wrong.

If you want to, take that BB gun and shoot him in the ass when he tries to pick up the bike.

actually i would recommend a good airsoft gun for that.  won't peirce skin if hit on jeans and still stings like a b!$@#

Hey, I was talking about shooting out the lights, not him!

so i take it you have no lights out side

Quote from: rob1bike on December 04, 2006, 06:31:51 PM
Hey, I was talking about shooting out the lights, not him!

Quote from: rob1bike on December 04, 2006, 06:31:51 PM
Hey, I was talking about shooting out the lights, not him!

I knew that but a good airsoft shot to the bum of an unsuspecting bystander would be halarious 

Hell, why not use a real gun? M4s have good accuracy and range, they can be fitted with a scope pretty easy. You could set something up from a car or something so they can't trace it back to you. Just find some young kid to keep a lookout while you do the deed. Yeah.