I MISSED THE WOOT.COM BAG OF CRAP!!!


I was laying down, and didn't wanna check the site at 1pm EST.

F*CKER!!!!

I couldn't complete the transaction when it came  up.....damn server busy!!

Stocking O' Crap XV: A Visit from St. Crapolas

'Twas the day after Crapmas, and all through the warehouse
The whole staff was stirring to get these Bags O' Crap out.
The bags were all piled by the loading dock with care
In anticipation of all the crap to be crammed in there.
The wooters were waiting, all snug in their beds,
While visions of crap-bags danced in their heads;
Checking shipping info and laughing with glee
At those who clicked "I WANT ONE" instead of "I WANT THREE."

Little do they know, when their packages arrive
They'll open them up and exclaim, "What's this jive?
"I thought I might get a giant-screen TV
"Or at least a pair of sunglasses that play MP3s."
Instead they'll find garbage that the city dump
Rejected, so we sold it to you chumps.
And so we exclaim, to those let down by their loot:
"Merry Crapmas to all, and to all a crappy woot!"

THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS v2.0:

I. Thou shalt expect nothing beyond one bag of some kind and your chosen quantity of crappy items (which should be THREE).

II. Thou shalt not whine and complain when some people's crap turns out to be nicer than yours.

III. Thou shalt take a moment to consider whether you might be better off just not buying this crap.

IV. Thou shalt not order just one crap and blame it on anything but your own inattention.

V. To paraphrase Stephen Stills, shalt thou not get the crap you want, want the crap you get.
Warranty: you wish

Features:

    * 1 (one) bag
    * Some (some) crap

Yama - You bought one?

no, i can never catch the damn things, i never know when it happens, im not going to sit at the computer and hope that  one pops up

 I usually can't get to sleep until around 12:30 anyway, so another 30 minutes isn't too bad for me.