This should change his life! 

 

better watch out pandy, hell end up splooging on his screen

As long as it's HIS screen!

it's a date on cd-rom!  so awesome

Wow .. I didn't see that coming.. seriously? they made a date simulator.. how lame.

hjis next post " HELP ! ! !, HOW DO I GET SEMEN OFF MY SCREEN/KEYBOARD/MOUSE/PRINTER/WALL/FACE!!!" etc etc etc

keyboards are dishwasher safe.  Not dryer safe, though...or oven safe...or microwave safe.  To think of it they only mingle well with the fridge and dishwasher.  Crazy.  You'd figure that if they were dishwasher safe they'd be washing machine safe but no.  Tag even says "hand wash in warm water only"...exept my Italian keyboard.  It has to be drycleaned.  f%$king fascists.

 

I notice she already has a pearl necklace, so there's no need to give her another.   

When it comes to porn and the near-porn equivelant, a girl can never have too many pearl necklaces.

double strand....she must be GOOD! 

Hopefully he does not have a laptop.....or that actually may be good...for him

 

I can tell she didn't go the University of Georgia...those girls wear their pearls with blue jeans.

Really.

Hey Pandy!

Sooooo....how was your first date, An? Ready to go out and get laid!? 

Hi starwalt! 

Yeah How did it go An?

Hey An try Craigs list.

Lets buy An a russian chick.  I'll put in $20.

Hmph...where have YOU been, mak...we've already raised a grand sum of $15.00...where were YOU when we were collecting!? (What was that paypal account addie? That would make $25.00.....a fortune in the "Get An Laid" Fund!)