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And you thought Chuck Norris had big balls...

Started by Alphamazing, February 28, 2007, 12:30:49 PM

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Egaeus

#1
February 28, 2007, 12:37:57 PM
Just looking at those pictures makes me dizzy.
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#2
February 28, 2007, 01:29:43 PM
 :o
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makenzie71

#3
February 28, 2007, 02:17:12 PM
Lance Armstrong once challenged Chuck Norris to a "who has more balls" contest.  Chuck Norris won by three.

Crew_dawg

#4
February 28, 2007, 03:03:18 PM Last Edit: February 28, 2007, 03:05:07 PM by Crew_dawg
chuck norris does'nt tea bag some one he potato sacks them.....

yup that guys got some big ones
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Kasumi

#5
February 28, 2007, 04:13:21 PM
Talk about riding the canyons. . . we usually mean the roads he really means the canyons!
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Jughead

#6
February 28, 2007, 05:34:30 PM
Uh Why does Everybody Think Chuck Norris is The shaZam!? :dunno_white: David Hasslehoff Could Eat Chuck For Breakfast. :laugh: :laugh:
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l3uddha

#7
February 28, 2007, 05:35:57 PM
I'll bet Chuck would do that without a helmet...

Blu_Spd_Dmon

#8
February 28, 2007, 05:48:43 PM
 :o All I can say is WOW.
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Crucialval

#9
February 28, 2007, 06:49:47 PM
not me!

The Buddha

#10
February 28, 2007, 07:16:15 PM
Huh ... he needs a back pack huh ... ... helmet is rather irrelevant, he's got the only equipment he'd need ... a CO2 cannister and a body glove made of guess what ... mylar ... basically fits under his clothes, and the chute on his back ... heck ... forget the dirt bike, I'd do it on a GS500 or a maxim ... or whatever broken ass crap I gots lying about.
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cuda_06

#11
February 28, 2007, 07:36:58 PM
1- those are awesome pics

2- the Chuck Norris crap never ceases to make my sides sore from laughing
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yamahonkawazuki

#12
February 28, 2007, 08:43:52 PM
did you know, chuck norris bottles  and sells his urine?, its called "red bull"
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#13
February 28, 2007, 08:51:11 PM
Chuck may have big balls, but AC/DC has the biggest balls of them all  :flipoff:  :icon_mrgreen:
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Jughead

#14
February 28, 2007, 08:59:09 PM
Quote from: bubba zanetti on February 28, 2007, 08:51:11 PM
Chuck may have big balls, but AC/DC has the biggest balls of them all  :flipoff:  :icon_mrgreen:


:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
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http://mars.walagata.com/w/jughead/540568.mp3

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pandy

#15
February 28, 2007, 09:05:01 PM
My stomach drops each time I look at those pics! ???
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OctaneMotorsports

#16
February 28, 2007, 09:42:31 PM
Eh, you have to look at this and remember...four strokes are like tampons, every kitty cat has one.

:laugh:


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Jughead

#17
February 28, 2007, 09:49:12 PM
Quote from: OctaneMotorsports on February 28, 2007, 09:42:31 PM
Eh, you have to look at this and remember...four strokes are like tampons, every kitty cat has one.

:laugh:

:thumb:
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UFOB #19 Tennessee Chapter

http://mars.walagata.com/w/jughead/540568.mp3

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CirclesCenter

#18
February 28, 2007, 10:27:17 PM
Ok nerdburgers, do it and post pics.  8)

Until then I think I'll watch. (Of course I bet he would think we're nutty riding around all those cagers...)
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Susuki_Jah

#19
March 01, 2007, 12:12:52 AM
Quote from: bubba zanetti on February 28, 2007, 08:51:11 PM
Chuck may have big balls, but AC/DC has the biggest balls of them all  :flipoff:  :icon_mrgreen:

haha i have to laugh at that one I was recently listening to that song
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