anybody want to have fun with a scammer?

i think this is unkle adam.....

Attorney Marius <attorneymarius_van248@hotmail.com>


Schindlers
Attorney, Conveyancers And Notaries.
Schindlers House
First Floor
6 Albury Park
Albury Road
Hyde Park
South Africa.
       
ATTN: DIRECTOR/CEO

It is my privilege to capture your profile from the South African Chamber of Commerce. My name is Attorney Marius Van Rensburg, a legal practitioner and the personal Attorney to late Mr Alex Adams, a foreign nationality of your country who died along with his wife and his two sons in a ghastly motor accident along Beyer's Nuede/N1 express in August 13, 2004. All the occupants in the vehicle lost their lives.
I am convinced that it was the grace of God that made me to locate you. My client was a successful and an accomplished family man, who made enough fortune before his untimely death. Since then I had made several inquiries through Embassy to locate any of my clients extended relative but this exercise has proved unsuccessful. After several unsuccessful attempts,
I Decided to trace his relatives through the Internet, to locate any member of his family not much progress was recorded. My late client was an influential wealthy businessman, Gold magnet (merchant) here in South Africa and he left behind a deposit of Nineteen Million, Two Hundred Thousand United States Dollar($19,200,000.00 USD) in his domiciliary bank account in a commercial bank here in South Africa. After the death of my client his bankers contacted me,as his Attorney to provide his next of kin who should inherit his fortune.

The board of directors of his bank adopted a resolution and I was mandated to provide his next of kin for the payment of this money within 28 working days or forfeit the money to the bank as an abandoned property. The bankers had planned to invoke the abandoned property decree of 1996 to confiscate the funds after the expiration of the period given to me.
Despairing at the point of exhaustiveness, fortunately, I came across your name, to my utmost amazement , you are nationals of the same country. Convinced that you may be linked with my late client or that you might provide clue to my search, I therefore, decided to contact you with these facts before me because of the situation now. By virtue of my closeness to the deceased and his immediate family, I am very much aware of my client financial standing and the bank account he operates. I have reasoned very professionally and I feel it will be legally proper to present you as the next of kin of my deceased client, so that you can be paid the funds left in his bank account, hence I contacted you.

I seek your consent to present you as the Next of Kin to the Deceased since you are at an advantage as a foreigner too, so that the proceeds of this shall both share the funds. 50% for me and 40% to you, while 10% should be for Expenses or Tax as your Government may require, I shall assemble all the necessary Legal Documents that will be used to back up our claim.
All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law.  Please get in touch with me by my email  below or telephone number to enable us discuss further.

Attorney Marius Van Rensburg.
Telephone: +27 73 397 1507
Email: attorneymariusrensburg@yahoo.co.uk

Best Regards
Attorney Marius Van Rensburg.

I like how he has two different e-mails......

I'm too lazy to find my thread, but I had some fun with a similar scammer a while back...

My scammer had three or four emails, and couldn't read to save his life.

Hmmm.......I know a few (dozen) attorneys and most of them have their own E-mail domain, and as cocky as they are don't usually put attorney before their name in anything

Speaking of fun with scammers:

www.ebolamonkeyman.com

This guy is a seasoned veteran.  The humor is a little raw (to say the least), but he nails these clowns.  My sides hurt every time I see it.