To go along side this one...

http://gstwins.com/gsboard/index.php?topic=31775.0

...only i didn't have anything to do with this one.

So last friday morning I get off work, run to the house to get the dogs, grab a hotpocket and went for something to drink but only had about a half gallon of orange juice.  So I take it with me.  Thus begins my 250 miles journey from Gruver to Lubbock at 3:30am to see the misses.  About half way there, at that same truck stop, I have to make a mad dash to the men's room because, like a moron, I drank that whole half gallon of orange juice.

While I'm sitting in the stall powerhousing the toilet some guy, on a cell phone no less, hits the stall next to me.  Now, I'm was involved in my own business so the majority of his conversation I just didn't hear...until he said "hold on a minute".  That line was immediately followed by what even I would call "weird bodily noises".  Goes on for like 15 seconds...which, when you're in bathroom stall listening to your neighbor work his toilet over, is just shy of forfuckingever.  His conversation continues...

crazy toilet noises for 15 seconds...
...10 seconds of silence...
back to cell:  "Oh my god have you ever taken a shaZam! that smelled exactly like what you ate last?  If I didn't know any better I'd think a 12" meatball sub just fell out of my ass."

...at this point I nearly fell off my toilet.  I hear the guy get up and flush and then finish his call with:

"Ok babe I'll talk to you later.  Love you yoo."

At that point I laughed so hard i peed a little...which made my then present situation quite convenient.

The men's room at the Love's station in Amarillo...seems like there's always something interesting happening.

rofl indeed mak i stopped there on my way to phoenix, that place and teh big texan there on 40 as well

the big texan is awesome...if you want to go there, but don't have a ride, they'll come pick you up.