Let's see how fast we can get this tarded and locked

I drove a car into the suwanee river at 40mph with the windows up
I shot a truck that was parked on the side of the road
I manufactured and used home made concussion grenades
The list goes on and on.......

One time we changed a headgasket on a V6 Beretta and when we started the car for the people the next day it was making a horrible horrible knockinig noise.  We tore it back down and found one of those stubby craftsman flat head screwdrivers on top of the #5.  took it out, closed it up, ran beautifully.

Took a crap in the main entrace to my college dorm my jr year.

drove my truck to go buy more beer(driving stick while being a lil drunk is a little hard to do)
got drunk at a park
dared my friend to drink a whole bottle of tequilla(that was funny as hell)

15 shots of tequila in 45 minutes my sophmore year of college....fyi not a good idea

I drank 15 pitchers of beer and countless shots of tequila once.   I got into a fight, sent the other guy to the hospital, got tazed then walked home   I woke up 30 hours later

I posted in this thread 



Well.. In college I once carried 30 cases of beer in my 88 Pontiac Fiero... some on the roof, some on the hood... I had beer EVERYWHERE! o yea, and I had two passengers 

And for those that dont know the Fiero is a 2 seater 

I was drunk at a work party and "forgot" that jello shots have booze in 'em...    I "lost" a couple hours.  I hear that I peed on the building, in the bushes, in the parking garage, and on a mailbox...   I guess I was passing up the bathrooms to go pee outside.    I threw a banana at a car...  I'm sure I did other stupid shaZam! I don't remember...

When I was about 11 I drank a whole bottle of peppermint schnapps...  I woke up at home...  I puked for hours and skinned my knee somehow.  Luckily, I don't remember any of it.

When I was about 13, I drank a 40oz on an empty stomach, then ate half a pizza and had half of another 40...  I puked down the metal fire escape, I puked on the entry stairs, I puked on the sidewalk, I puked on my shoes, I puked up the street, I puked at the bus stop...  Boy, did that suck.



I could go on...  And on...     And on...

Kept on drinking...

I got Drunk and Jumped off of the Hayfork on the Back of a Tractor One time.When I stopped I was Doing a Head Spin after Sliding 50ft.If It hadn't been 0 Degrees outside and Having a Ton of Clothes on while Being Drunk and Flopping around like a Fish I would Probably have Gotten torn up Pretty Bad.

The Next one that Comes to Mind is while Topping Tobacco and Chopping my Finger Half off with my Gerber LST.Having too much Alcohol in my System I came Close to Bleeding to death. Costed me more to have my Finger Sewn back on than I made that week.

I could Probably think of Somemore but I was Just Sober Enough the Really Remember those.

After that I got to where I could Drink a Quart of 90 Proof White Lightnin', Pass out for an Hour and Wake up Sober. I usually Try to Pull a Good one at Halloween on my Own but a Few Years Ago I Drank a Full 5th of Seagrams and Didn't Get a Buzz.

i was too drunk/lazy to go in through the main gate at the dockyard so i decided to climb the fence.  i wound up hanging upside down with my jeans caught in the razor wire and a MP's flashlight on me.