Where's Mak when you need him?




Anyway, I've got a party to go to on Saturday.  It's a Hick theme, and I want to do it right, but cheaply.  I've got a black Led Zep t-shirt that has had the sleeves cut off it, and that's about it. 


Ideas?

Hmmm rip some Holes in some Jeans.Find an Old Flannel Shirt Rip the Sleeves out of it.Old Work Boots and a Mullet Wig would be a Big Plus.

Buck teeth , and make sure u tell people *You dont likes Folks like you Rounds Ere * ,and tell everyone your Gfs ur Sister ,

no errm your sister/wife/aunt/cousin ( all) also show up in a motorcycle or vehicle camo'ed  as well as carry a can of skoal or or and a pack of smokes as well as drun\ikn nothing but cheap beer. meh could come up with other stuff but im too drunk on cheap beer now

i went as sophisticated white trash once....


even made friends with a trash can


only trouble was i had to drink out of a straw all night 

The jeans need to be cut-offs, with a round can of Skoal in the back pocket.  John Deere or Ford or Chevy cap.  And cowboy boots with the cut-offs.

Tattoos of previous wives/girlfriends/sisters names on your arm, with each previous name crossed out.

Badly drawn self-tattoo on left hand...preferably spelled slightly wrong..."Freebird" or "Lynard Skynard".

goes as president bush...      but you definately need a party sheep

To be a true hick you need:

Wranglers
Lace up Ropers
Belt with large buckle
Sleeveless t-shirt
Carhart jacket
Trucker cap.

Thanks y'all.  I'll post up some picts after the debauchery is complete.

Damn you A$$holes just Described me Minus the Skoal Can and the Cutoffs with Cowboy Boots.Oh yeah and I don't Have a Mullet Even though they are the Coolest Hairstyle to Have.

White trash, lol... Yeah!! Mullet, moustache, Hendrix/Zep/Ozzy/ETc shirt... Pack of smokes in sleeve... rotten sneakers... and shades... inflatable guitar...

Costume parties kick butt... this thread prompted me to start searching for my halloween cosutme... Think I'll go for Raoul Duke look haha.