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41 MPG!

Started by pandy, August 06, 2007, 05:53:43 PM

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pandy

Stunning Discovery

A 2006 study by Texas A&M University found that the average American walks about 900 miles per year.

Another study by the American Beer Institute found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer a year.

This means, on average, Americans get approximately 41 miles per gallon.

Not bad!!!!!
'06 SV650s (1 past Gixxer; 3 past GS500s)
I get blamed for EVERYTHING around here!
:woohoo:

bubba zanetti

Meh 22 gallons of beer a year, what a bunch of lightweights  :laugh:
The more I learn about women, the more I love my bike.

SHENANIGANS

Ugly Fat Old Bastard #72

Jay_wolf

2001 Gs500 , Katana Gsx Front End, K3 Tank,, Full S S Predetor System ,Bandit Rear Hugger,Goodridge S S Break Lines ,  Belly Pan , , K+N LunchBox, Probolt Bolts, FSD Undertray With Built in Lights And Indicators. 
2008 Megelli 125 SM 14bhp
1996 Honda NSR 125cc 33bhp
2001 Mercades A160  115bhp

RedShift

The phrase:

"Your mileage may vary"

comes to mind.

Me thinks that the 22 gallon beer drinker is sitting down tipping a cold one more than the average walking American.   :)
2001 GS500E, stock except for SV650 Flyscreen, Case Guards, Headlight Modulator, PIAA Super White bulb & 17-Tooth Front Sprocket, BLUE, RED and GREEN LED Instrument and Dash Lights

spc

22 gallons=2,816 onces
2,816 oz=234.666  12oz bottles
That's less than a beer a day..........LIGHTWEIGHT!

bubba zanetti

I guess it just proves that GSTwinners are above average  :laugh: :laugh:
The more I learn about women, the more I love my bike.

SHENANIGANS

Ugly Fat Old Bastard #72

spc


pandy

'06 SV650s (1 past Gixxer; 3 past GS500s)
I get blamed for EVERYTHING around here!
:woohoo:

nastynate6695

Quote from: bubba zanetti on August 06, 2007, 07:23:31 PM
I guess it just proves that GSTwinners are above average  :laugh: :laugh:

you mean we at last we are above average at something :laugh:

bubba zanetti

Quote from: nastynate6695 on August 06, 2007, 08:57:32 PM
Quote from: bubba zanetti on August 06, 2007, 07:23:31 PM
I guess it just proves that GSTwinners are above average  :laugh: :laugh:

you mean we at last we are above average at something :laugh:

Yeah I'm surprised as well, I didn't think I'd ever be able to refer to a GSTwinner as above average. :laugh:
The more I learn about women, the more I love my bike.

SHENANIGANS

Ugly Fat Old Bastard #72

TheGoodGuy

thats better than my car, i should drink beer and walk!!

'01 GS500. Mods: Katana Shock, Progessive Springs, BobB's V&H  Advancer Clone, JeffD's LED tail lights & LED licence plate bolt running lights, flanders superbike bars, magnet under the bike. Recent mods: Rejet with 20/62.5/145, 3 shims on needle, K&N Lunch box.

spc

I think the moral of the story is: DRINK MORE BEER!!!! :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: IT'S GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY :thumb:

yamahonkawazuki

makes you piss like nothing else tho  :mad: scuse me i gotta pee :laugh:
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pandy

Yeah...just what is it about beer...champagne and tequila don't seem to bring this problem on!  :laugh:
'06 SV650s (1 past Gixxer; 3 past GS500s)
I get blamed for EVERYTHING around here!
:woohoo:

bettingpython

My problem is I like to ride too much. And having had a DUI in the past I don't care to repeat that experience. Drinking beer at home is really not any fun so I probably make up for the excessive consumption of the rest of you lush's. I probably had 60 beers all total last year.
Why didn't you just go the whole way and buy me a f@#king Kawasaki you bastards.

spc

One more supporting fact for my theory that BP is a loser :flipoff: :flipoff: :laugh:

bettingpython

Definately a Marine. ^ :cookoo:
Why didn't you just go the whole way and buy me a f@#king Kawasaki you bastards.

bubba zanetti

Quote from: pandy on August 07, 2007, 08:04:58 AM
Yeah...just what is it about beer...champagne and tequila don't seem to bring this problem on!  :laugh:

The only trouble with that, is that you're about 10 times more likely to commit a felony after drinking tequila than beer. That is why it's called felony juice.  :laugh:

The more I learn about women, the more I love my bike.

SHENANIGANS

Ugly Fat Old Bastard #72

pandy

Quote from: bettingpython
Definately a Marine. ^ :cookoo:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

gawdammit...you'd think an admin would be able to quote someone....  :cookoo: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
'06 SV650s (1 past Gixxer; 3 past GS500s)
I get blamed for EVERYTHING around here!
:woohoo:

bettingpython

#19
Quote from: pandy on August 07, 2007, 06:38:00 PM
Quote from: bettingpython
Definately a Marine. ^ :cookoo:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

gawdammit...you'd think an admin would be able to quote someone....  :cookoo: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I am the quote Nazi. No quote for you! :laugh:
Why didn't you just go the whole way and buy me a f@#king Kawasaki you bastards.

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