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damn static electricity.....

Started by TheGoodGuy, November 28, 2007, 03:16:45 PM

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TheGoodGuy

I just zapped my 'work wife'.. we must have major 'attraction' to each other.. cause i keep zapping her (and the walls and cubical dividers of this building too) - too bad she's married :(

sorry no pics.. though i have one..
'01 GS500. Mods: Katana Shock, Progessive Springs, BobB's V&H  Advancer Clone, JeffD's LED tail lights & LED licence plate bolt running lights, flanders superbike bars, magnet under the bike. Recent mods: Rejet with 20/62.5/145, 3 shims on needle, K&N Lunch box.

Jughead

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Prafeston

I may have recently madeout with a married woman...booze is a strange thing. Man it was alot of fun, but I feel soo bad about it.
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Jughead

Quote from: Prafeston on November 28, 2007, 06:02:16 PM
I may have recently madeout with a married woman...booze is a strange thing. Man it was alot of fun, but I feel soo bad about it.


I know a Nymphomaniac Married Woman. :thumb: One of these Days,One of these days.

I ain't going to feel Bad Either.I grew Up with Her and Knew Her Before he Did. :laugh: It's Been a Once a Week thing Since Helloween Night being Teased. Well the Other Night She Grabbed My Package while Pretending to be Looking for one of Her Sandals. :laugh: Don't Know why she Might have Thought it was there.  :dunno_white:  :laugh:
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SmartDrug

Quote from: Jughead on November 28, 2007, 08:27:50 PM
Quote from: Prafeston on November 28, 2007, 06:02:16 PM
I may have recently madeout with a married woman...booze is a strange thing. Man it was alot of fun, but I feel soo bad about it.


I know a Nymphomaniac Married Woman. :thumb: One of these Days,One of these days.

I ain't going to feel Bad Either.I grew Up with Her and Knew Her Before he Did. :laugh: It's Been a Once a Week thing Since Helloween Night being Teased. Well the Other Night She Grabbed My Package while Pretending to be Looking for one of Her Sandals. :laugh: Don't Know why she Might have Thought it was there.  :dunno_white:  :laugh:


Them be dangerous waters you're planning on swimming in. 

Just remember what goes around comes around and not always in the same form, have fun with that payback.
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Prafeston

QuoteWell the Other Night She Grabbed My Package while Pretending to be Looking for one of Her Sandals.  Don't Know why she Might have Thought it was there.

You never know where those sandals go. I always have to go looking for my shoes after a long night of partying. And sandals are the worst. Those things slip under things very easily.

QuoteThem be dangerous waters you're planning on swimming in.

I don't plan on playing in the water anymore. It may be exciting, but it's scary too. Oh and I don't feel like getting killed by some pissed off guy.
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Jughead

#7
Actually I really Don't think He Gives a $h!t.He's Trying to get rid of Her. :laugh:

Of Course I am Joking. :laugh: :laugh: Even though She Is a Tease I've thought Long and Hard About it and I wouldn't touch Her with a 10 Ft Pole.I wouldn't Do one of my Friends that way.Even though it has Floated thru my Mind several times. :laugh: Truly I think She Just Teases me to Get a Reaction.She Said She went to College for a Degree in Child Psycology (SP?).I Kinda Made a Bet with Her a while Back that She Couldn't Get into my Head.So far I think I'm doing a Pretty good Job of Keeping Everything Hid even While Drinking. :thumb:
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skoebl

Quote from: TheGoodGuy on November 28, 2007, 03:16:45 PM
sorry no pics.. though i have one..

Though you have one eh?  :laugh:

I wouldn't mind if said image magically appeared in my inbox   :thumb:
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bubba zanetti

Quote from: Prafeston on November 28, 2007, 06:02:16 PM
I may have recently madeout with a married woman...booze is a strange thing. Man it was alot of fun, but I feel soo bad about it.

Mate, having sex with a married woman rocks  :thumb:
The more I learn about women, the more I love my bike.

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jserio

bubba is right.......i enjoy boinking with the wife! :thumb: too bad i'm outta luck in that dept. at least till she's all healed up from havin the last baby. one more week.  :icon_mrgreen: :cheers:
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yamahonkawazuki

Quote from: Jughead on November 28, 2007, 09:23:03 PM
Actually I really Don't think He Gives a $h!t.He's Trying to get rid of Her. :laugh:

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Prafeston

I imagine having sex with a married woman is great, but you gotta be careful if she ain't married to you...haha. I don't feel like breaking up a marriage or getting beat to death or anything like that. Just a little shenanigans.
'90 GS500E

CndnMax

#13
Why go for the married woman when theres plenty of JailBait   why did i have to turn 18 :bowdown:  :laugh:

bubba zanetti

Quote from: jserio on November 29, 2007, 12:10:26 AM
bubba is right.......i enjoy boinking with the wife! :thumb: too bad i'm outta luck in that dept. at least till she's all healed up from havin the last baby. one more week.  :icon_mrgreen: :cheers:

The trouble I have, the missus is due to give soon, I just got done, so I'll guess I'll just rejoin this next year  :mad:
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simon79

Quote from: CndnMax on November 29, 2007, 01:40:59 AM
Why go for the married woman when theres plenty of JailBait   why did i have to turn 18 :bowdown:  :laugh:

What's the problem with you being 18...
Once they have turned 18 issues are over :icon_mrgreen: :icon_twisted: :laugh: :drool:
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Prafeston

Oh, forgot to mention that this girl is also in my digital photo class and we all got one of the seven deadly sins as our final theme and I just so happened to get Lust. She's gonna be my model tonight...AH!
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TheGoodGuy

okay fine i will post a pic or two.
'01 GS500. Mods: Katana Shock, Progessive Springs, BobB's V&H  Advancer Clone, JeffD's LED tail lights & LED licence plate bolt running lights, flanders superbike bars, magnet under the bike. Recent mods: Rejet with 20/62.5/145, 3 shims on needle, K&N Lunch box.

natedawg120

we don't know what temperature our thermostat is set at because i shock everything I touch and the LCD screwed up :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I have also pissed my wife off a couple times shocking her  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Kasumi

My mum is like that ^^^^^ She shocks everyone she touches. She can even influence f%$king street lights its shaZam! scary.

Her and dad tend to go for a walk in the evening before it gets to bed time like about 9-10pm just a quick walk round the village and theres this one street and when she walks under the street lamp there it turns off. It is freaky. I don't know why it happens, i don't know whats going on i just know ive seen it happen.
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