An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and have a few beers.

After a while, he finds himself in a very nice neighbourhood with big, stately residences. But No pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all no public toilets.

However, he really needs to go for a pee, after all those Beers. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.

As he is unzipping, is pants, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London police officer, who says, "Sir, you simply cannot do that here."

"I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but I really have to go, and I just can't find a public toilet."

"Ah, yes," said the police officer, "just follow me". He leads the American to a back delivery alley and on to a gate, which he opens.

"In there," points the police officer, "whiz away sir, anywhere you like."

The American enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.

Since he has the policeman's blessing, he relieves himself and feels much more comfortable.

As he goes back through the gate, he says to the police officer "That was really decent of you. Is that what you call English hospitality?"





"No sir...", replied the police officer, "that is what we call the French Embassy."

 

 

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nice.

British Accent humor 

Old Lady: Do you always play by ear?
Street Musician: Yes, lady, 'ere or 'ereabouts.