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I must be a complete idiot...

Started by vtlion, November 05, 2003, 10:38:59 AM

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vtlion

I Had a little experience yesterday that I just have to share...

Don't Try This at Home!

1. Put your helmet on
2. Flip up the visor
3. Pop two Listerine Strips in your mouth
4. Close your visor
5. Exhale
6. Feel your eyeballs begin to dissolve as you completely loose your vision behind a stream of tears....

man, i'm a dork... thank goodness I didn't do that at a stoplight   :)

peace

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JBix

Uh, wow?

One listerine strip gets my sinuses cleared and eyes almost watering.  That was just suicide.  What, major dog breath this morning?
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Rich500

That is f%$king hilarious. LMFAO.
I can just pictures it. Too damn funny. How long did it take you to recover? :cheers:
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tmckay

LOL!

That should be an addition to the MSF training.

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Casimir

That's hilarious. I thought I was stupid for constantly fogging my visor up on the inside.
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bbanjo

That must be a State College thing VT. I did it with three Altiods when it was 34 degrees out last year, even worse when it's cold. Burn baby burn. But you hafta address the breath before putting a full faced helmet on.
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yamahonkawazuki

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,
might hafta try... no!, mmust rresist the urge!!!!!!!!!!!!. :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:
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Blueknyt

HHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHAA, :thumb:  :thumb:  :thumb:  :thumb:  :thumb:   I love it. the thing is, i can relate often i wil toss in a stick of gum or two before donning the helmet, i remeber eatings garlic bread during dinner break at work, really good bread that would have made most italians gasp and vampires snipe me from a distance.  few hours on way home from work i hit my curves, exit last turn and give a pleasant sigh from the fun, as im stopped, lookin for traffic to head home a beltch maks a leap for freedom. man, its like someon lit off a bottle rocket, inside of my visor seemed to fog over, perhaps it was my eyes, and for the life of me i think the helmet was in on it, for about a mile, i couldnt get the damn visor open, one i did and took my hand away to allow the fresh air in, damn if itdidnt slam down again, breaking the ratchet parts at the hinges. so i suffered for the next 10 mins with marios breath, how horrid it was.
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