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Started by Teek, February 19, 2008, 06:20:01 PM

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Teek

I ran across this test looking up the bacronym to explain to my Mom what a squid is. So I took the test, refusing to answer a few questions that just had NO even remotely unsquidly answer, and answered a few tongue in cheek. For example, on the one that said if you had a spare $300. would you buy a new helmet or an exhaust, I already have a nice $300. helmet so I said exhaust, (which if someone would just get too it, I would have pics of by now and might buy that Yosh with the cash I finally got for my Bridgerocks last night before I have to spend it on rent!).
I also said the best passenger to carry was my MIL, because I would be riding really carefully with my MIL up, and didn't want a hooker or a 300 lb whale sitting on my bike. I could have not answered that.

Here's the link:
http://www.bytebrothers.org/SquidTest.htm

Here's my score:

Squid Test Evaluation

    So far, 25160 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated.  Of those responses, the average grade is 53.  Your grade was 83 (from 0 to 100), and 6 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered.  The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

    A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society.  Your score indicates that you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-ass.

So it was actually fairly accurate.   :icon_mrgreen:
2001~ OEM Flyscreen & Chin spoiler, Fenderectomy, Sonic Springs, '05 Katana 600 Shock, Yoshimura RS-3 Carbon Fiber can, stainless midpipe, custom brake pedal, K&N Lunch box, Rejet, 14t sprocket, Diamond links, Iridium plugs, Metzeler Lasertecs, Hella horn, "CF" levers, Chuck's Fork brace. I'm broke!

nastynate6695

i was crying on some of those questions :laugh:

Squid Test Evaluation

So far, 25163 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated.  Of those responses, the average grade is 53.  Your grade was 70 (from 0 to 100), and 11 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered.  The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society.  Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good

frankieG

liberal camerican
living in beautiful new port richey florida
i have a beautiful gf(not anymore)
former navy bubble head (JD is our patran saint)

ohgood

Quote from: frankieG on February 19, 2008, 07:24:58 PM
what if you are too lazy to take the test?

i wondered the same thing. i actually answered 3 questions then quit.


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oramac

Something is wrong with my twin...all of a sudden it's V shaped!  Wait, no, now it's a triple!  ...and I IZ NOT a postwhore!

annguyen1981

Quote from: frankieG on February 19, 2008, 07:24:58 PM
what if you are too lazy to take the test?

+2


I'm about 75% done....  I wanna quit and have dinner.

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2004 YZF-R6 - Stolen 5/25/07
2004 GS500f - Sold to Bluelespaul
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Domindart

Your grade was 70

Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good

:thumb:

My 2001 GS500 was totalled Nov 4 2008
Now own 2003 SV1000 and love it!

bubba zanetti

I know I'm not a squid, so i'm not taking any stinkin' test  :flipoff:
The more I learn about women, the more I love my bike.

SHENANIGANS

Ugly Fat Old Bastard #72

jserio

so is this a good score?  :dunno_white: :icon_mrgreen: keep in mind i don't own a bike yet. but i thought what the hell, i'll take a test.  :laugh:

So far, 25170 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated.  Of those responses, the average grade is 53.  Your grade was 81 (from 0 to 100), and 11 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered.  The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society.  Your score indicates that you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-ass.
finally a homeowner!
2009 Toyota Corolla LE

Teek

#9
Quote from: bubba zanetti on February 19, 2008, 09:18:41 PM
I know I'm not a squid, so i'm not taking any stinkin' test  :flipoff:

Well, Bubba, I think that 'tude just PROVES you're a SQUID...  8)   :laugh:


Jserio, I think you have a good, non squidly head on your shoulders there!    ;)
2001~ OEM Flyscreen & Chin spoiler, Fenderectomy, Sonic Springs, '05 Katana 600 Shock, Yoshimura RS-3 Carbon Fiber can, stainless midpipe, custom brake pedal, K&N Lunch box, Rejet, 14t sprocket, Diamond links, Iridium plugs, Metzeler Lasertecs, Hella horn, "CF" levers, Chuck's Fork brace. I'm broke!

bubba zanetti

Quote from: Teek on February 20, 2008, 01:44:01 AM
Quote from: bubba zanetti on February 19, 2008, 09:18:41 PM
I know I'm not a squid, so i'm not taking any stinkin' test  :flipoff:

Well, Bubba, I think that 'tude just PROVES you're a SQUID...  8)   :laugh:


Ahhh, the old reverse psychology trick ehh, 96
The more I learn about women, the more I love my bike.

SHENANIGANS

Ugly Fat Old Bastard #72

Affschnozel

Every time I get on a bike I envision myself as a fighter pilot launching missiles at offending bogeys left and right , does that make me a squid ?  :icon_rolleyes:
'97 GS500EV: Sonic Springs 0.85 + 15W 139mm oil level (Euro clip ons+preload caps),125/40 jets Uni filter + stock can, Goodridge SS line , LED blinkers ,Michelin Pilot Activ tyres ,GSXR1000 Rectifier
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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2tvoa

frankieG

Quote from: Affschnozel on February 20, 2008, 03:25:37 AM
Every time I get on a bike I envision myself as a fighter pilot launching missiles at offending bogeys left and right , does that make me a squid ?  :icon_rolleyes:

yes, yes it does :)
liberal camerican
living in beautiful new port richey florida
i have a beautiful gf(not anymore)
former navy bubble head (JD is our patran saint)

nastynate6695

Quote from: frankieG on February 19, 2008, 07:24:58 PM
what if you are too lazy to take the test?

I though you had nothing but time on your hands franky???

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