http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Qehxjub5lyo&feature=related pretty f%$king accurate 

thats sooooo retarded. I dont look at nyself i do the helicopter

Eh?, elaborate? 

He makes it go around in a circle. Takes very precise hip action, and a nice sized package to do it right.   

WOOHOO!!!  I'm not the only one that leaves gnarly ass hair on the soap!!!

^that's f%&ked up.

I do the helicopter, too.  Their order is a little messed up, though...I pee right away.  After walking directly into a warm shower it takes a bit of endurance for me to hold it in.  And I use that pumicized scrubby shaZam! kalee has because it cuts grease off my hands badass.

Quote from: makenzie71 on April 12, 2008, 01:15:21 PM.  And I use that pumicized scrubby shaZam! kalee has because it cuts grease off my hands badass.

Yeah, I have some of that shaZam! too.  It works wonders after a day of wrenching.

woman shower: i completely agree with the woman thing- but it was waaaaaaaaaay too short a shower in my experience.

man shower:
pee CHECK
butt hairs in every single bar of soap seen CHECK
helicopter CHECK
wash something so i don't smell like ass CHECK
kick all the soap and shaZam! into the tub noisily CHECK
kick that stupid freaking bath mat against the throne CHECK
walk out nakkid dripping everywhere - I OWN THIS JOINT DAMMIT - CHECK

shaving and deoderant junk is for days when i might offend her with my odor. everyone else can deal with it. arr arr arr arrrrrrrrrrr i am man.

Oh I fogot the sledgehammer

 

I spend like 15 -20 mins

Turn on Shower , Wait until its hot ,get in shower
Pee
Run hands thro hair
Shampoo
Conditioner
Shampoo
Condition
Then The Lime Source ,*its a nice shower Gel * all over the body accept the Privates
then the Tackle  and Arse Scrub ,
head Against the Shower wall , enjoying how hot it is, and how cold it is outside
Then Dry myself , Maybe a Helicopter, gotta be careful tho , almost took my chin off last time
Quick Flex and Tattoo Admire
Brush teeth 
Aftershave and Lynx Spray
Get Dressed

Get Biker Gear And Off We Go!

Quote from: Teek on April 12, 2008, 11:54:52 AM
He makes it go around in a circle. Takes very precise hip action, and a nice sized package to do it right.   

oh that,  something i do as well 

U guys really pee in the shower? wtf.

J

a bit gross for me but I heard peeing on your feet helps athleats feet

You pee towards the Drainy thingy , and considering u can drink ur pee with no ill effects , a little on the bottom of ur feet isnt a big deal. its the people that pee in the bath that are in the wrong 

I pee on my feet.  I forgot that.  I NEVER get athlete's feet and I work in an environment that begs it and my hygiene isn't exactly anti-athlete's foot.