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Started by yamahonkawazuki, April 24, 2008, 08:50:48 PM

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bettingpython

Quit insulting my wife dude.

Here is what we look like. The one pic you keep reffering to was taken in the middle of December at a toy run when she had on 5 layers of clothes to stay warm. It was also before she colored her hair.



Why didn't you just go the whole way and buy me a f@#king Kawasaki you bastards.

The Buddha

Oh yea this reminds me ... I used to play this black/chinnese game with this dude that used to live in the trailer across from my welders place. That fatass idiot was constantly messing with my stuff ... my bikes and my metal etc etc ... and one day he heard someone working in the shop thought it was me cos my truck was parked outside and he threw huge rocks on the metal roof ... it happened to be my welders brother who was whopping mad ... This fatass also had the habit of running up behind my truck and touching it, just cos I scream at him to not touch my stuff ... and my welders brother one time lay down in the back of my truck with a 6 foot 2X4 ... and lets just say, the wood grain was nicely imprinted in the chineegro's back ... Lets just say, there has been 2 years of peace and quiet ... and fatass has never been the same.
Yea, the buddha is all about trashing the crap out of the pesky idiots who harass him.
Cool.
Buddha.

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bettingpython

#22
somebody was diddling your welders brother....your welder was laying in my fatass neighbor ... wouldn't keep his hands off the misogynous sick man.

:icon_rolleyes:

Moderator abuse.

How's that ...
Why didn't you just go the whole way and buy me a f@#king Kawasaki you bastards.

The Buddha

Quote from: bettingpython on April 29, 2008, 11:24:34 AM
Quit insulting my wife dude.

Here is what we look like. The one pic you keep reffering to was taken in the middle of December at a toy run when she had on 5 layers of clothes to stay warm. It was also before she colored her hair.





OK I'll look at it tonight. Yea I know you have said that before.
Cool.
Buddha.
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The Buddha

OK that is a good pic, she looks girly and you dont  :thumb:. sorry about commenting on that 1 pic ...
Cool.
Buddha.
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bettingpython

Why didn't you just go the whole way and buy me a f@#king Kawasaki you bastards.

yamahonkawazuki

Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

The Buddha

Shim is a common name (in the non GS500 valve adjustment parlance) for she + him = shim.
Cool.
Buddha.
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The Buddha

Quote from: bettingpython on April 29, 2008, 01:32:45 PM

:icon_rolleyes:

Moderator abuse.

Terrible I tell ya ... just terrible ... maybe you should report it ...  :laugh:
Anyway, I can delete it. or change it to a non offensive but still derogatory to me ... type.
If you recall, I wasn't name calling, I was just posting my thought seen through my eyes ...  without a filter ... which often is absent I should confess. Like ... your wife is short, or my wife is fat, or what not. You were just being offensive ...
Cool.
Buddha.
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bettingpython

Of course I was being offensive...I had been offended...

It's all good.


I have good drugs, I don't blow up as bad as I used too.

Better living through modern chemistry.
Why didn't you just go the whole way and buy me a f@#king Kawasaki you bastards.

The Buddha

My wife blames my drugs for making me blow up more often and at lesser provocation.
I have been on this NSAID called feldene and she says I quit my job in Houston instead of hunkering down and fighting because of it ... cos I evidently do not have the common sense to abandon a sinking boat (like some smart people do) ... I try and try and try and fail anyway and get fired. This time I decisively quit. The previous time I quit a job was in 1994.
Anyway, I am off it now except on occassion. I am not blaming it ...
BTW I thought of somehting I should put in my sig line for being offensive.
Sung to the tune of "just call me angel of the morning, angel"

"Just call me Adolf of the morning, Adolf"

Cool.
Buddha.
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yamahonkawazuki

Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

Teek

Quote from: spcterry on April 27, 2008, 09:01:16 PM
Quote from: Teek on April 27, 2008, 07:11:50 PM
without her having to ask

Isn't that pretty much what every woman wants, a guy that does shaZam! for her without having to be asked just because he wants her to be happy??

*I* thought that was what every GUY wants!
JHFC, I had to pull my ex's socks off halfway (only halfway so he could swing them on his feet while parked in his recliner watching tv, or he'd whine), clean the fungus from under his toes because he couldn't reach, and the sob was too lazy in 10 years of marriage to EVER put the empty tp roll in the trash can 3 feet away under the sink! Lazy sob Jewish prince, he was.  :mad:

But I loved him and he's dead now. I really miss the fokker, because as much of a PITA as he was, he also had a good heart and he loved me back.    :cry:
2001~ OEM Flyscreen & Chin spoiler, Fenderectomy, Sonic Springs, '05 Katana 600 Shock, Yoshimura RS-3 Carbon Fiber can, stainless midpipe, custom brake pedal, K&N Lunch box, Rejet, 14t sprocket, Diamond links, Iridium plugs, Metzeler Lasertecs, Hella horn, "CF" levers, Chuck's Fork brace. I'm broke!

yamahonkawazuki

see veryone is a pain in the ass to someone. and most of teh time, inwardly they are dearly loved by someone :thumb:
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

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