1. Put seat and lid of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and 'rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift the seat and lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak t through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

     i laughed so hard i almost fell outta the chair and pissed my pants. 

 


have to try that with my cat!!!

Well it is bath time for the cats and the bowls could usea cleaniing now.......hmmmmm

Wonder if the wife would let me get away with it?

I would recommend having lots of sutures and clean bandages handy...just in case.

from what the beating the wife will give you for fireing the cat in thge toilette or the cat scraching the shite out of ya

The f'ing cat...If it decides to seek higher ground, you are probably the closest thing to a tree in there. 

Quote from: Jon The Buddha on May 15, 2008, 08:43:35 AM
The f'ing cat...If it decides to seek higher ground, you are probably the closest thing to a tree in there. 

wear your protective gear!!!

make sure you have a shaZam! before you put the cat in...i hate cats ...i hate cat people...especially terry

[threadjack]hey frankie, got anymore pandy pr0n?[/threadjack]

we almost bought a cat today. a little parrot of a cat. she liked being held but her true joy seems to be perching on your shoulders.  unfortunately, when we go to charlotte my wife's aunt will be staying here with our kids, and she's allergic to cats. so we're waiting until after we get back from the race. maybe our little parrot cat will still be at the shelter.