Wal-Mart wine:
 
Wal-Mart announced that, on January 1, 2008, it began offering customers a new discount item - Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of Californiato produce the vintages at an affordable price, in the $2- $5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas, Bentonville. She said: "But the right name is important." Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand.


The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe it's Not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante



The beauty of Wal-Mart wine; it can be served with white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

P.S. Don't bother writing back that this is a hoax. I know possum is not a white meat.

Or splash-in a little anti-freeze and it's Austria finest.

This is great. 

Nasti Spumante
Well my GF's from Nasti...er, Asti actually

ROFL nice 

now thats funny

Wow, I hope they do open up some ol competition to the two buck chuck.  made me smile for days when I found out the california wine tasting championship or whatever the big thing is called tasted any and all chardonay and they dubbed charles shaw 2005 the wine of the year.  there were 200+ dollar bottles of wine there and good ol two buck chuck took the cake!!!!!!!   I bought a case after that.

Oh ... 10W40 ... or premium unleaded.
Cool.
Buddha.

5 dollar a gallon gas hell ya!!