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Have you ever wanted to....GF Related

Started by Fry, July 09, 2008, 06:45:53 PM

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Fry

...Rip your GF's Heart out, stomp on it, put it on the grille cook it to a medium rare and feed it to homeless people.

Why, oh why do I keep taking this C back....Why can't I  just break up with her and be done, no I keep taking her back, SOB.

Why is she sitting on my couch, smoking refer instead of dealing with her daughter who has called my house 1.7 billion times today, crying and sobbing something about a bad time with Dad and brother on vacation? and managed to find her way home, yet now my GF is trying to pawn her off to the grand parents just so she can sit and be a veggie WTF, would it be psychotic to put my fist through my monitor?

If I had it in me, Id type the whole rant out, I just cannot push back the hate and anger to allow much more typing.
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GeeP

I have two GF's.  Both of them have two wheels and a motor.

Those two-legged kind of GF's are too much of a PITA for me.   :thumb:
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Fry

Quote from: GeeP on July 09, 2008, 07:39:55 PM
I have two GF's.  Both of them have two wheels and a motor.

Those two-legged kind of GF's are too much of a PITA for me.   :thumb:

No Shyte.

Im such a moody prick, I wish she'd learn to realize this and remove her self from the situation.
Have you learned the lessons only of those who admired you, and were tender with you, and stood aside for you? Have you not learned great lessons from those who braced themselves against you, and disputed passage with you?
Walt Whitman

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Only way to win..

take girl, take kid... Go out and do something Cool and FREE!  :icon_mrgreen: Anything! The only way to win is make the kid happy.. take stress from mom  :icon_mrgreen: get laid  :thumb:


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Someone once told me a good way of helping unwanted women to get out of your life is to "accidently" soil the bed while she is in there with you. If you can manage it while you are in the "act" even better  :thumb: It might take a few goes but it always gets a result in the end..........a drastic  but very effective measure   :laugh:

Fry

I don't play Daddy....I saw very early on in this relationship that she doesn't have the parenting skills I would desire in the mother of my children.

I did get the son involved in Dirt Biking and wrenching, getting him a 2003 KX100 upgrading from his first bike I bought him, an XR100, but for the most part I do not get involved in the Kids lifs, not my place, but it does bother me when I see her doing something I wouldn't do or handle in a certain way.

As for getting Laid, it's another pet peev of mine, though probably different from what you would think. If I desired, I could bang her 24/7 it's so sick that I could scratch an inch on my inner thigh and she'd interpret that as me wanting her, LOL.
Have you learned the lessons only of those who admired you, and were tender with you, and stood aside for you? Have you not learned great lessons from those who braced themselves against you, and disputed passage with you?
Walt Whitman

frankieG

how old is this chick and the child?  just tell her to go away...it sounds like you bond is with the children and not her.  many a nice guy has fallen into that trap.  you are not their father and as hard as that may be you need to tell her to bugger off.  call the grandparents yourself, call the father, call family services, change your phone number and locks.    but you are responsible for yourself and staying in a f%&ked up relationship...no one else.   so take care of yourself first.  stress can cause people to do strange and out of character things..then what position would you be in mon amis?
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blue05twin

Actually my ex wife's. . . .but cooked rare. . .

I gotta ask, why do you keep taking her back?  If your not intersted in her then tell her.  Once she leaves don't give her an opening to come back.  Life's to short, why keep wasting it.

On the other hand if the sex is great well. . . . . ask yourself is it's worth all the hassle / problems.
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