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OT: Heres Todays Funny.

Started by 96gs, December 07, 2003, 03:38:58 PM

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96gs

A lady went into a bar in Waco Texas and saw a biker with his feet propped upon a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the biker if it's true what they say about men with big feet.
The biker grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady! Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"

The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.

The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."

The woman replied, "Don't be flattered... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit."
1996 Suzuki GS500E
Cobra F1R Slip-On Pipe (Polished)
K&N Replacement Air Filter
Gel-Seat
NC F-16 Fairing
LP Footpegs
Progressive Fork Springs
Katana 600 Rear Shock

http://www.geocities.com/sdhinton2007/MY_WEB_PAGE.html

pizzleboy

what...do you subscribe to these?? :cheers:
Ignorant Liberal!

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96gs

nope. i go to other forums and other places and i just pass them along.
1996 Suzuki GS500E
Cobra F1R Slip-On Pipe (Polished)
K&N Replacement Air Filter
Gel-Seat
NC F-16 Fairing
LP Footpegs
Progressive Fork Springs
Katana 600 Rear Shock

http://www.geocities.com/sdhinton2007/MY_WEB_PAGE.html

JLKasper

ROFLMAO!
Well done!   :lol:  :cheers:
"A skittish motor-bike with a touch of blood in it is better than all the riding animals on Earth."
               --T.E. Lawrence

Briliu

im so ashamed, i wasnt the first to respond this time!!! /rude school (oh well, atleast its only 3 hours long!)

Thats good one too btw!
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