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Started by mach1, August 17, 2008, 09:31:23 PM

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mach1

anyone ever use fleshlight sex toys. My wife said due to the baby she wont be having sex for 2 months and she knows I cant wait and she is going to buy me something to play with. are fleshlights any good?
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yamahonkawazuki

Meh use your hands to masterhavefun  :icon_lol: , you do realise this thread will bring out the"best" in gstwins deviants, i never cared for rubber toys
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Domindart



:thumb: though I have never used one. 

My 2001 GS500 was totalled Nov 4 2008
Now own 2003 SV1000 and love it!

shiznizbiz

 :laugh: i find it actually great that your wife is willing to go that route.  I went through this myself. It can suck.  But so can she.  No offense intended as i dont know your wife or your specific situation.  Im sure shes a great woman since shes the mother of your child and all.  Just saying, there are cheaper and possibly more gratifying personal experiances to be had.  The hands work too.  or hers.  Which ever you prefer.   Like i said, no offense intented.
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annguyen1981

OOH!!!  hehehe


sniffle

ooh







heehee

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2004 YZF-R6 - Stolen 5/25/07
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Chokstick

Quote from: Domindart on August 17, 2008, 10:35:55 PM


:thumb: though I have never used one. 

Do they come with the product?

mach1

the thing was like 19$ so no big deal and my hands arnt the softess things in the world and hers are too small.
04Gs,fenderectomy,V&H Full exhaust,Vortex clip-ons.13t front sprocket.,Uni Pods,22.5/65/147.5,Katana rear shock,M-1 metzeler 150 rear tire,Yamaha R6 Tail-SOLD
79 Honda CM185t-In restoration mode with this bike.DEAD slammed 2003 Honda Shadow 600, matte black everything 18inch ape hangers

GI_JO_NATHAN

Jonathan
'04 GS500
Quote from: POLLOCK28 (XDTALK.com)From what I understand from frequenting various forums you are handling this critisim completely wrong. You are supposed to get bent out of shape and start turning towards personal attacks.
Get with the program!

ajaxgs

Quote from: annguyen1981 on August 17, 2008, 11:15:24 PM
OOH!!!  hehehe


sniffle

ooh







heehee



old pro on this subject. :o.......lol.....j.k :icon_rolleyes:
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LOUiE

she not too fond of oral?

we've had 2 kids, when she couldn't have sex (maybe for only 4wks) she'd keep giving oral....  maybe I'm just lucky.  :cheers:
'90 GS500F - streetfighter in progress... booyah!

shiznizbiz

Quote from: LOUiE on August 18, 2008, 10:18:49 AM
she not too fond of oral?

we've had 2 kids, when she couldn't have sex (maybe for only 4wks) she'd keep giving oral....  maybe I'm just lucky.  :cheers:
Hehehehe, Im right there with you lou :cheers:  It was the greatest thing ever!!!!  O0 O0 :thumb:  That was a great 2 months.
Plutonian Death volvo is [NOT] your friend!

annguyen1981


2007 YZF-R6 - Purchased 7/03/07
2004 YZF-R6 - Stolen 5/25/07
2004 GS500f - Sold to Bluelespaul
Killin' a Kitty

A Non eMouse

Quote from: LOUiE on August 18, 2008, 10:18:49 AM
she not too fond of oral?

we've had 2 kids, when she couldn't have sex (maybe for only 4wks) she'd keep giving oral....  maybe I'm just lucky.  :cheers:
No kidding!  Is her jaw wired shut?

She gotta take one for the team...

shiznizbiz

LMAO!!!  dear god its the mans wife were talking about.  Maybe she never was into that.  Who knows? 
Anyways, Congrats on the child my freind.  They will bring years of joy and a couple of months of pain.....lmao :cheers:
Plutonian Death volvo is [NOT] your friend!

GeeP

Shiz,

Don't you mean a couple months of joy and 17 years and 10 months of pain?   ;)
Every zero you add to the tolerance adds a zero to the price.

If the product "fails" will the product liability insurance pay for the "failure" until it turns 18?

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yamahonkawazuki

Quote from: GeeP on August 21, 2008, 09:28:45 PM
Shiz,

Don't you mean a couple months of joy and 17 years and 10 months of pain?   ;)
Minimum  :thumb:
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

shiznizbiz

i meant like as far as no sex.  lol
Plutonian Death volvo is [NOT] your friend!

Kasumi

Quote from: annguyen1981 on August 18, 2008, 12:01:05 PM



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I don't think im going to be able to function at work today if i see this again. Its even got its tongue rolled up lol  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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