Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how for Christmas this year he'd love to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.

His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.

The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."

Number 2 guy says, "I spent a ton too.. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."

Number 3 guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."

They all turned to the last guy in the group and he is staring at them like they have lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, 'Well babe, is it sex or golf?' and she said, "Take a sweater..."


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Mine says neither... damn.. I am getting ripped off..
Cool.
Srinath.

Mine says both! I got to go riding on thanksgiving!  :mrgreen:

chasing a little ball for hundreds of yards at a time with a stick trying to knock it into a hole that might messure 3" in diameter. AND you have to tend the lawn and clean the litter box while doing it? People do this to relax? This is fun?  I tryed this once, found it boring, so when i tryed to alter the rules alittle for some spice, everyone got angry. i mean well, yeah it would be easyer if i hadnt moved the balls, but wheres the fun if you could find it every damn time? they really seemed upset when i used some sand from the trap in the 9th hole cup, they just couldnt get that i was trying to keep him from hurting thier backs bending over to get the ball outa the cup, they  could just T off again from there.  finnaly i was asked to leave and not return when i came running up with full gear to defend the hole, they were not amused when i hit the guys ball back to him, he did a great shot, was 2 foot from cup on a par 2, i think i really up set him when i hit the ball back to him and it stoped 1 foot from where he was standing. Sigh, Kendal Lane Greens has my picture in the clubhouse, guess they liked me after all, but dont want to admit it.

Par 2?  

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Par 2, unless my terms are wrong, spose to do it in 2 hits or less?