Hilary Clinton is busy trying to do the duties of being a Senator. She goes for her usual check-up when her doctor informs her that she is pregnant. She is furious at this news and the minute she leaves the doctor's office she calls up Bill and begins to yell at him.

"How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you??!!! I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault!!! Your fault!!! Well, what have you got to say???"

All she hears on the other line is silence.

She screams again, "Did you hear me??!!"

Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"

Nope ... that's a lie yamahon, and you know it.
Everyone knows that ... hilary is a less beans type of chick/dude.
Cool.
Buddha.

why do jews have such big noses?
because the air is free.

how can you tell when you've been burgled by a southeast asian?
your dog is missing and your kid's math homework is done.

what does a mexican girl put behind her ears to attract men?
her ankles.

what does a mexican girl put behind her ears to attract men?
her ankles.


ewwwww

Quote from: socialDK on October 06, 2008, 09:01:52 PM
what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?..................................nothing you already told her twice.

How do you circumcise a redneck?.................................................kick his sister in the jaw.

man goes to a doctor and said "doctor i havent been able to have sex in months can you help me out?"  doctor said sure gives him some pills tells him to come back in a week. A week goes by and the guy comes back said "doctor those pills work great can i have some more?"  doctor said sure. gives him some more tells him to come back in a month. month goes by and the guy never comes back so the doctor goes too his house and knocks on his door and a little boy answers. doctor said "hi little boy is your daddy home?"  little boy said "yeah. are you the doctor that gave him the horny pills?" doctor said "yes i am why?" boy said " well my moms dead, my sisters pregnant, my a$$holes sore and now hes going around the house saying here kitty kitty"

know how to get 4 homosexuals on one barstool? Turn it upside down.

a caucasian, a Black man, and a mexican fell off of some high scaffolding at a construction site. Know which one hit the ground LAST?

It was the Black man...........he stopped to write "motherfucker" on the side of the building on the way down........

Here is a White Texan joke for ya Mak...


A Texas Farmer goes into the Divorce lawyer and says..

I want one of them there Di-vorces...

Lawyer: Do you have a case?

farmer: Nope... got a John Deer..

Lawyer:... no, no you dont get it.. what im saying is, do you have a grudge?

farmer: Yep, park my John Deer in the grudge

Lawer: Ahhh... man you still dont get it... Do you have any grounds?

farmer... Yep, bout 80 achers 

Lawyer... Ahhhh, damn... no.you just dont seem to understand... Is she a Nagger?

Farmer: Nope, but shes about to have one of them there Nagger babies thats why I want that there Di-vorce.

 

Ok, Well I was told this today

CHANGE

C - COME
H - HELP
A - A
N - N#*%R
G - GET
E - ELECTED

and I am not racist but that's funny

that is funny. but i'm still voting for him anyway. f%$k. what do i have to lose? i'm screwed no matter how i vote. f%$k t. another beer please!!! 

 

i hope i dont get banned for this but these are great. any one want more my buddys got a bunch
does this count as a joke against whitie?


just jokes

i can't read em. make em bigger. 

those are way too small to get you banned- try bigger ones.

yes. this is american ya know.... bigger is better... lmao.

damn...I wish I could see the envy/stereotype one...

ok here they are sorry

Quote from: jserio on October 07, 2008, 06:54:33 PM
that is funny. but i'm still voting for him anyway. f%$k. what do i have to lose? i'm screwed no matter how i vote. f%$k t. another beer please!!! 

NOW THAT was a pretty good joke  nowaitaminute 

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on October 05, 2008, 06:54:28 PM
This white trucker, called his mexican friend. " Hey jose hows it goin?, Señor, its goin good man, well hows pablo?, Well Señor pablo eees gone, he got killed. He got killed?, HOW?, well Señor, pablo got killed by a weasel. A WEASEL?!? hows that, well Señor, he was makin love to his firlfriend on the railroad tracks, and he did not hear teh weasel 

Oh no, not pablo ... Oh my god ...   
Cool.
Buddha.