A summation of humanity -

www.hotchickswithdorkbags.com



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What?  D o u c h e bag is censored?


Sweet Jesus... let's start a book burning!  Don't want our sweet innocent youth to lay eyes on the Devil's words!  Yeeee-haaawwwww!!

you dork bag
Hose nozzle

greatest qoute ever:  She needs help.  By which, I mean me, softly fondling her inner thigh with an ostrich feather and a shamwow.

You're actually in there, Terry.  Or should I call you Pumpy?




You all now witness how I see the world. 

Did this link used to work? Doesn't seem to now.

No, it's screwed up by the censor. 


Thank the nearest moderator. 

www.hotchickswithd o u c h e bags .com

Ohhhhh....

 

behold, the powa of urls:

http://tinyurl.com/m8agz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDeWJqKx3Y0

Das Uber Geigh?  I can't stop laughing!

This is a problem that transcends generations, language, and culture.  For some reason a woman's judgment seems to be too often inversely proportional to her looks.

It reminds me of high school.  There was a Douchebagius Extrodinarius by the name of Gary.  He was classless and had a 68 average, but he had looks, designer polo shirts, and a gold chain.  The chicks wouldn't leave him alone.  His father bought him a TransAm for graduation.  I had a 92 average and a Regents scholarship.  I got a watch.  I couldn't stand it.

Time has a way of making-up for these things.  I'd bet a paycheck I wouldn't trade my woman for his now.  Don't worry guys.  The second half is the half that counts.

hahahah I like the term "dorkbagius Extrodinarius" lol

Quote from: bill14224 on May 07, 2009, 02:36:25 PM
The second half is the half that counts.

That'd be more believable if you old guys weren't such duck-holes.  The more I believe it - the more friends I lose, the more pissed I become at world politics, and the more I'm scoffed by "respectable" geezers have forgotten who's side they're on. 

And, for someone who had a Regent's, you sure treated me like crap.   

The wladziu vs. anyone over 30 battle on two threads!  Its like the borg!

Quote from: jdw03n on May 08, 2009, 10:05:32 AM
The wladziu vs. anyone over 30 battle on two threads!  Its like the borg!

, not 30 yet i still have several good years of young geezer left in me.

Quote from: jdw03n on May 08, 2009, 10:05:32 AM
The wladziu vs. anyone over 30 battle on two threads!  Its like the borg!

Jeez, I'm barely over 30...guess that explains my sudden compulsion for clipping "Depends" coupons. Time to start having the wife chew my food before I eat it...

Grandpa Borg: No matter how much Aerostich you wear, how often you take him to Cracker Barrel, or how much you listen to his political complaints... he will never approve of any decision you make. 

He will, however, stare at your girlfriend's ass. 

the golden rule...."he who has the gold makes the rules"

I prefer the 'Law of Pb'







He who can put the most lead down range, accurately, in the shortest amount of time, makes the rules.