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Started by grayghost, June 01, 2009, 03:18:24 PM

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LOUiE

I grew up going to quite the multicultural school and my good friend's name was Ramdeep  (East Indian) :thumb:  being a 2nd generation immigrant, even he thought it was funny  :D

also, didn't Nicholas Cage name his son Kal-el  after Superman's cryptonian name?  at first I thought "poor kid" but now I'm kinda jealous.  I'd take Kal-el over Brandon any day.  :icon_mrgreen: 
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JStrube

Quote from: grayghost on June 01, 2009, 08:09:34 PM
it wasn't a joke. My wife saw it pursuant to some forms being filled out.
and i am very familiar with given names from asia, europe, the african continent, the middle east, our friends in israel, and i have never seen a "blank" , i.e. "-" used in place of/substitued for a letter. plenty of dashes within names, but that's it.
my ex-wife's middle sister was going to name her 1st born (if female) "Shaloe" (that's as close to her punctuation per my wife at the time as i can spell it) i asked my wife to find out just exactly how they were spelling "Shaloe", well it turned out to  be Chloe. so my dumbass sister-in-law was going to name her daughter Chloe, but thinking it was Shaloe. again, brilliant move.
I went to junior college with a Walker Trott, and senior college with Bob Sled-
i don't care where these guys folks were from, but they made their offspring's name a perpetual joke- if you don't think it's funny, that's fine by me, if you don't find it sorta sad, that's ok too- but if you check back with them in about 40 years on the general public's take on their monikers i think you'll find yourself in the minority.

I still call Bull-squat.

Snopes says it is undetermined.  http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp

I saw it in e-mail as being from Oakland, CA, Detroit, Michigan, AND New Orleans...

annguyen1981

Quote from: LOUiE on June 02, 2009, 07:17:23 AM
I grew up going to quite the multicultural school and my good friend's name was Ramdeep  (East Indian) :thumb:  being a 2nd generation immigrant, even he thought it was funny  :D

also, didn't Nicholas Cage name his son Kal-el  after Superman's cryptonian name?  at first I thought "poor kid" but now I'm kinda jealous.  I'd take Kal-el over Brandon any day.  :icon_mrgreen: 



THAT is an AWESOME name!  Kal-el.  I love superman stuff...  I'm pretty much a Smallville fanatic.  lol

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i went to school with a Jack Knoff.....   :laugh:
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grayghost

seeing as how anyone intimately knowledgable concerning their grandmother's feminine hygene would be most wise indeed jstrube i will let you call my wife a liar, not taking into consideration of course that someone with a weak intelligence having seen a name, ficticious or otherwise, may have decided to name an offspring likewise.
i am humbled by your intervention, and of course, the infallibility of snopes.

Guetschow

The Morse Code name response was the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.  Still laughing.  Thanks.

Speaking of Morse Code . . . my dad was a radio operator in WWII and worked with code all the time.  Sixty seven years later he can still decipher the code on marine bands as fast as he hears it.  He's 85 now.  Amazing.  I can't even remember my phone number half the time.

Critter

Quote from: vtlion on June 02, 2009, 03:02:38 AM
What a great idea!  I'm heading down to the courthouse to have my name legally changed into Morse code!   :thumb:

Hi, I'm .-. --- -. .- .-.. -.. , nice to meet you! 8)

.... ..  .-. --- -. .- .-.. -..  -.. . .--- --- .... -.  -.-. .-. .. - --..  ... -.-
73 DE KD5NOI
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Toogoofy317

Well, I've got about as plain of an American name you ever saw! But, 90% it is misspelled! How do you missspell Mary Sharp. Well, Mary can be Mari or Marry which Disney did to my nametag twice. And constantly they spell Sharp with an "e" on the end. Really, is my name that hard?

But, no i don't use my name on here!

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we where going to name our son Indy Danger, but never made it that far.

GI_JO_NATHAN

Had a buddy in school named Mike Hunt. Poor kid never heard the end of it.
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Quote from: POLLOCK28 (XDTALK.com)From what I understand from frequenting various forums you are handling this critisim completely wrong. You are supposed to get bent out of shape and start turning towards personal attacks.
Get with the program!

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Quote from: jserio on June 02, 2009, 08:49:34 AM
i went to school with a Jack Knoff.....   :laugh:

Got you beat.  I graduated with a Jack Kanouff
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cafeboy

Quote from: ~*STEPH*~ on June 03, 2009, 07:13:12 PM
Quote from: jserio on June 02, 2009, 08:49:34 AM
i went to school with a Jack Knoff.....   :laugh:

Got you beat.  I graduated with a Jack Kanouff

:o What do folks think about when naming there kids.
My boys name is Christopher or Chris, I mean what's wrong with just a good down home name.  :cookoo:
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grayghost

i'm with you cafe, i named my son John Wesley- and in 30 yrs the only question he's ever gotten was it after Dylan's album John Wesley Harding-
it was after my grandad.

jserio

i got teased growing up bout my last name. Serio. kids are mean. parents should think of that when naming their children.
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cosmiccharlie

I received a forwarded email about the woman who named their kid L-A not too long ago.  I am not saying your wife is a liar, I am sure a lot of people received the email and one of them was probably stupid enough to name their kid L-A.   :dunno_black:

jserio

never underestimate the power of stupidity.  :cookoo:
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yamahonkawazuki

Quote from: jserio on June 02, 2009, 08:49:34 AM
i went to school with a Jack Knoff.....   :laugh:
heh i was a neighbor in chi town wiht a jack asz and no he wasnt obama  :flipoff: :flipoff: lol sorry had to

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cafeboy

I know a girl named Sharon A. Goodnite
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jserio

is it your wife????    :icon_mrgreen:    :cheers:
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cafeboy

no I herd she was yours
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