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Started by ohgood, June 07, 2009, 07:31:39 PM

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cafeboy

#20
June 08, 2009, 06:25:18 PM
aww she'll be alright. I got one of the good one's  :thumb:
IF I COULD FRAME MY MIND---WHERE WOULD IT HANG ?
I've Seen The Future, and It's Cafeboy-Shaped.

jserio

#21
June 08, 2009, 06:26:06 PM
my favorite is when the wife says, "honey, do i look fat in this?"......(there really is no right answer)
finally a homeowner!
2009 Toyota Corolla LE

gsagent005

#22
June 08, 2009, 06:27:39 PM
Quote from: jserio on June 08, 2009, 06:26:06 PM
my favorite is when the wife says, "honey, do i look fat in this?"......(there really is no right answer)

oldest trap in the books

GeeP

#23
June 08, 2009, 09:08:06 PM
You want WHAT!?!?!
Every zero you add to the tolerance adds a zero to the price.

If the product "fails" will the product liability insurance pay for the "failure" until it turns 18?

Red '96
Black MK2 SV

Jughead

#24
June 08, 2009, 09:55:49 PM
"I cut this Awesome Fart last night." Ummm OK that only works Around Dad and my Uncles. :icon_lol:
If it's Not Broke Modify it.
Ugly Fat Old Bastard Motorcycle Club
UFOB #19 Tennessee Chapter

http://mars.walagata.com/w/jughead/540568.mp3

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jserio

#25
June 08, 2009, 10:52:45 PM
"I'm sorry, were you talking to me?"
finally a homeowner!
2009 Toyota Corolla LE

yamahonkawazuki

#26
June 09, 2009, 03:05:58 AM
Quote from: jserio on June 08, 2009, 06:26:06 PM
my favorite is when the wife says, "honey, do i look fat in this?"......(there really is no right answer)
When i say ¿¡ no habla ingles !?
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

LOUiE

#27
June 09, 2009, 07:08:31 AM
hey hun, last night I bumped into my exwife again... and again... and again...
'90 GS500F - streetfighter in progress... booyah!

jserio

#28
June 09, 2009, 07:54:55 AM
"honey, this lipstick on my collar doesn't look like your shade...."
finally a homeowner!
2009 Toyota Corolla LE

LOUiE

#29
June 09, 2009, 07:59:35 AM
hey hun, remember that cute babysitter we had last friday?
'90 GS500F - streetfighter in progress... booyah!

gsagent005

#30
June 09, 2009, 08:29:44 PM
Quote from: LOUiE on June 09, 2009, 07:59:35 AM
hey hun, remember that cute babysitter we had last friday?

come on you know..... the one i had that affair with!

jdw03n

#31
June 10, 2009, 05:26:09 AM
Quote from: gsagent005 on June 08, 2009, 06:27:39 PM
Quote from: jserio on June 08, 2009, 06:26:06 PM
my favorite is when the wife says, "honey, do i look fat in this?"......(there really is no right answer)

oldest trap in the books

The only appropriate answer:  "No, the jeans don't make you look fat.  Your ass makes you look fat."

...course, I'm divorced now...
'96 BMW r1100r
'93 Gs500e - SOLD

cafeboy

#32
June 10, 2009, 06:04:46 AM
Quote from: jdw03n on June 10, 2009, 05:26:09 AM
Quote from: gsagent005 on June 08, 2009, 06:27:39 PM
Quote from: jserio on June 08, 2009, 06:26:06 PM
my favorite is when the wife says, "honey, do i look fat in this?"......(there really is no right answer)

oldest trap in the books

The only appropriate answer:  "No, the jeans don't make you look fat.  Your ass makes you look fat."

...course, I'm divorced now...

WOW, I wonder why  :dunno_white:
IF I COULD FRAME MY MIND---WHERE WOULD IT HANG ?
I've Seen The Future, and It's Cafeboy-Shaped.

Desert Rat

#33
June 10, 2009, 01:14:42 PM
Hold my beer and watch this!

2007 Bone Stock F model
Rock Crawling and Riding!

cafeboy

#34
June 10, 2009, 06:08:44 PM
Hi honey guess what I got today.......
IF I COULD FRAME MY MIND---WHERE WOULD IT HANG ?
I've Seen The Future, and It's Cafeboy-Shaped.

jserio

#35
June 10, 2009, 06:17:26 PM
"wow! honey, look at the knockers on that chick!"
finally a homeowner!
2009 Toyota Corolla LE

LOUiE

#36
June 10, 2009, 08:07:11 PM
Hey Julie...I mean Jackie... er Tracy... um Vicky?
'90 GS500F - streetfighter in progress... booyah!

ohgood

#37
June 10, 2009, 09:44:30 PM
"Hey, toss me another cold one before you get down." you say to what you think is a co-worker, when in fact it's the owner... coming to check on a $80,000 piece that is -supposed- to be machined tonight.

And he does. Then just walks away, shaking his head and laughing.


tt_four: "and believe me, BMW motorcycles are 50% metal, rubber and plastic, and 50% useless

yamahonkawazuki

#38
June 12, 2009, 01:07:46 AM
Heh ive been there
Jan 14 2010 0310 I miss you mom
Vielen dank Patrick. Vielen dank
".
A proud Mormon
"if you come in with the bottom of your cast black,
neither one of us will be happy"- Alan Silverman MD

jdw03n

#39
June 12, 2009, 05:22:31 AM
"Honey, the process server stopped by today...."
'96 BMW r1100r
'93 Gs500e - SOLD
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