Actually, sometimes it is hard for me to get out when the 'ole ticker says I want to take a day off. Mary has to take a day or several until I'm back to form. Trust me you don't miss your health until it's gone

But, I watch a lot of comedies to keep my spirits up!

Mary

Quote from: Toogoofy317 on June 08, 2009, 08:07:52 PM
Trust me you don't miss your health until it's gone

I know, It's been almost a year that I have not been able to play soccer or golf with my boy due to me back and it has SUCKED.
He's too little to realy get it and thought I just was tired of playing with him. 

well DAMIT ALL TO HELL

now i feel like an ass, opening my big mouth without knowing what the hell is going on. sry guys, that sucks for you both.

well mary, i think i know what your talking abt, my wife is always sick it seems, she's been fighting something for the last 10-15 years and no doctors have figured her out yet, if she cleans the house she is laid up in bed for a day or two, worn out and in pain, she's 29 and has had the full hysterectomy (ovaries and all)....

which leads me to cafeboy enjoy your boy as best you can, my wife and i can't even have kids of our own, we'll have to adopt, which is ok, but we won't have joy's of child birth or memories of her choking me in the delivery room...

and make up shall we

No worries here! I can't have kids either. First, it would at the worst kill me or at the very least expedite the need for me to have a heart transplant. Secondly, my condition is genetic I have a 50/50 chance of passing this on to me kid. I would not wish this on my worst enemy let alone my child.

But, God has a plan for us and he will take care of our every need. Did you know God tells us not to fear 365 times in the Bible. You'd think we'd get it after being told once a day not to fear!?!?!?

Found this song a couple of nights ago me an Yama spent hours trying to figure it out I even e-mailed the radio station!  Today when I was in the car I prayed "God let me hear this song because it meant so much to me" then the announcer came on the air someone e-mailed us about this song the other night so here it is said the name and the band so hear ya go! Hope it lifts you up as much as it did me! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1QMmWlOmEQ

Mary

Like I said before no probs here bro.  
Sucks and so sorry to hear about you wife. I will pray for her.
Now on to the lighter side. Yep I have a little boy, he is 7 and I have a little girl that will be here in July so if yall want to help with the diaper fund well I mean you know  

Quote from: cafeboy on June 08, 2009, 07:52:31 PM
how about this one



The sheriff is ne (bell rings)
what did he say?
he said the sheriff is neer

Blazin Saddles! (i had sex during that movie once....anyways....) 

RIGHT
Now how about this.


Dang it Dusty you shot the invisible swordsman !

Together we pruned the hedges of many small villages.

do i get a clue?

here is a clue: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?

Wherever there is injustice, you will find us.
Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there.
Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find...

"Are Gringo's just falling from the sky!?!"
Little Neddy falls onto the ground...
"Si Jeffe."

I am that fast

as the turtle in the back says "good nite Ned"

ok
last clue from me.
that's a male plane.
how can you tell it's a mail plane?
By it's balls.

El Guapo

ok, ok, One more.
You son of a motherless goat

 

The Three Amigos?

Nobody has gotten mine either.

"The sign on the back of the car says Animals of Hollywood"
"Say it don't spray it!"


" I want my coffee DECRACKINATED"

Mary

  clue

Alright alright!

Jay and Silent Bob Strike back!

BONG MFer!

Mary

AHHHH
I don't watch stoner movies