Man to wife "Honey, If I was interested in hanging around young sexy women all the time, I would have married one."

-Porkchop

Quote from: Porkchop on June 15, 2009, 11:07:37 AM
Man to wife "Honey, If I was interested in hanging around young sexy women all the time, I would have married one."

-Porkchop

yep that will get you killed  

i'm thinking of trading you in for a couple 18yr olds....

Quote from: jserio on June 15, 2009, 11:41:51 AM
i'm thinking of trading you in for a couple 18yr olds....

I have said this but it was trade you in on a newer model 

"300 for a massage? i don't remember getting a massage!"

Quote from: jserio on June 15, 2009, 12:17:16 PM
"300 for a massage? i don't remember getting a massage!"

instant dog house 

hey doc, i've had this erection since friday night, and i was just wondering......

"So i took my laptop into the shower with me....."

Quote from: jserio on June 15, 2009, 05:31:14 PM
"So i took my laptop into the shower with me....."

i used to do tech support for laptops and there once was a phone call that sounded a lot like this...

Oh,that sheep? it was umm for....

honey, you've gotten fat and unattractive, so i'd like to start a sheep farm, what do you think?

and this guy named An volunteered to run it for me

If I counted the number of times I gave a f%$k about the vile dribble you spew forth in guise of conversation on one hand and gave you one instance as a freebie , I'd be flipping you off.


I love YOU is hot, do you think she'd cheat on your dad?

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on June 15, 2009, 07:16:16 PM
Oh,that sheep? it was umm for....

LMAO   

so? whats wrong with keeping assorted candy in my white windowless van?

Quote from: LOUiE on June 15, 2009, 08:56:22 PM
so? whats wrong with keeping assorted candy in my white windowless van?

YOU GOT CANDY!!!!!!!!! 

can i have some? 

tonnnns... but i need them for other things...................   


oooh!  another one...


hey hun, i was talking to my mother about you the other day...

I saw a dog sh!tt!ing in the middle of the sidewalk today and instantly thought of you

Quote from: spc on June 15, 2009, 09:29:10 PM
I saw a dog sh!tt!ing in the middle of the sidewalk today and instantly thought of you

I did this once to an ex. i got Buddha Loves You slapped HARd before i had the chance to esplain that the dog i saw, and hers were IDENTICAL

"It was only once..."