Restroom Graffiti:

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
               Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Beauty is only a light switch away.
               Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
               Houghton Library, Harvard University, Cambridge,
               Massachusetts.

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all
get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
               Armand's Pizza,  Washington, D.C.

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
               Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
               The Irish Times, Washington, D.C.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of
putting up with her crap.
               Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North
               Carolina.

To do is to be. -Descartes
To be is to do. -Voltaire
Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra
               Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, Arizona.

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
               Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
               Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg,Arizona.

Make love, not war. - Hell, do both, get married

God is dead.       - Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. - God
               The Tombs Restaurant, Washington, D.C.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
               Revolution Books, New York, New York

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to
have trouble with it.
               Women's restroom, duck's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas.

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
               Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Express Lane: Five beers or less
               Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Phoenix,AZ.

You're too good for him.
               Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly
Hills,CA.

No wonder you always go home alone.
               Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly
Hills, CA.


They paint these walls to cover my pen, But the Shiitehouse bandit strikes again
Clinton Tn

I miss ed debevics.

Yama - When you read the ones in the ladies room didn't they kick you out?

-Porkchop

Was it bad that I would correct the grammar in the school restroom?

Mary

Mary you are not the only one, i had fun correcting the racial ones. ( which i refuse to post here. but you know what and whoom they were geared toward.  and HORRIBLY spelled i may add

TWA - Today We're American

(Tomorrow we're f%&ked out of a job)

American Airline's Training Center, St. Louis, Mo.


By far, the best restroom graffiti I've even was in the restroom for the drafting offices of nope...  Better not say....

Let's just say the guy knew how to use a colored Sharpie.

I always wrote at teh chinese food place here in clinton. the last one i had originally posted cause they would paint hte walls. so after the first repaint. i started writing. " they paint these walls to cover my pen, But the shïthouse bandit strikes again. i always corrected the grammar of hte local KKKfanboys. " the KKK hates all nagers " ( verbatim spelling) i would write underneath it. the ( insert other white hate group here. usually i wrote aryan nation) knows how to spell. wed argue forever there. the epic one went from one wall across thedoor across the other wall and across the back. . i kiilled it when i wrote god loves EVERYONE. including blacks whites and ( whomever else i omitted) they stopped after that one. station left IT up but removed the others  , ehh sometimes htey are funny. sometimes it s so hate filled it gets me angry as all hell

"where will you spend eternity?"
"At the rate i'm going Pre-Bolshevik Russian History"
written in Liberal Arts building Stephen F. Austin State University 1975

Quote from: grayghost on July 03, 2009, 01:01:24 PM
"where will you spend eternity?"
"At the rate i'm going Pre-Bolshevik Russian History"
written in Liberal Arts building Stephen F. Austin State University 1975

Ive seen one similar, during a college orientation tour recently

A couple I saw in Luckenbach, TX:

Some are bikers -- most just own Harleys

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