Nah.  No thanks. 


I'd catch her arthritis. 

Ive not known a gal THAT flexible in a VERY long time lol , hell i prolly cought her arthritis already lad. so youve got nothing to worry 'bout 

Yeah, she's gonna have the same back problems you've got right now. 
I always try to imagine the curvature of their spine. 

It actually makes me worried that my wang would get cut from cartilage shrapnel during a violent hip dislocation. 




Is it just me, or do those contortionists always seem to be too darn serious?  Sure, we know why they do it, but why don't they smile? 

A woman that Flexible......... Hmmmmm......... Don't need a Guy 

actually i dated a contortionist for several weeks until she broke it off.

HaHaHa
"Broke it off"
HeHeHe

I'da tried to brake it off... lol   Looking for one of those myself.... Anybody know one? Anyone? Hello, is this thing on?

ANybody?.... Come on you cant be serious? no one of you know a 'single, looking for a man' contortionist? You's guy's  suck......

Quote from: Jughead on July 11, 2009, 07:20:35 AM
A woman that Flexible......... Hmmmmm......... Don't need a Guy 

It's just not the same!!

Quote from: Chanse on July 13, 2009, 04:32:06 AM
ANybody?.... Come on you cant be serious? no one of you know a 'single, looking for a man' contortionist? You's guy's  suck......

I'm no contortionist... but I did ....hmmmm nope I'm not flexible at tall

Quote from: rydethis on July 13, 2009, 05:30:43 AM

Quote from: Chanse on July 13, 2009, 04:32:06 AM
ANybody?.... Come on you cant be serious? no one of you know a 'single, looking for a man' contortionist? You's guy's  suck......

I'm no contortionist... but I did ....hmmmm nope I'm not flexible at tall

You sure



I think I'm going to call 

Looks painful

I am not attempting that anytime soon.