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LOL! I've had a few bosses I coulda done that too!

Mary

i had an @$$hole of a boss a few years back that was a major homophobe. i told him one of these days,,, , hes liek wtf you gonna do. ( i was silent after that) nehow i had a small sign printer. still do actually  Thinking about goin into business with this  if it works , nehow i digress. i printed up a 2.5" x 8" ( rough bumper sticker  size) which said. "Im Gäy, honk if you're horny" he hardly EVER looked at teh rear end of his truck. , after 3 weeks was wondering ( came into shop once ) and said WTFH? im like whats up sir?, hes like well no matter where i drive people are blowing their horns at me

My old boss told me to blow up a car, cause he was scared it was a suicide bomber. 
I told him it was a taxi.
He threatened me for questioning his judgement.
So, I took out the driver and front passenger with 7.62, through the windsheild.
























Their daughter jumped out of the rear driver-side door, once the car stopped. 
She was about knee-high, and wore a little dress.  Some thick material.  Couldn't stop looking at the little dress, she looked like a little lady. 
All grown up, but only knee-high. 
Crawled around and hid behind the car, then she stopped moving. 
I tell myself she was just staying still, trying to hide.  Sounds really corny.  But, I don't know what else to do. 











Wish I could show her how sorry I am. 

The driver was so tough.  He kept moving his head around, trying to keep me from getting a shot.  I know I hit him in the chest way more than once.  He kept dodging his head around, though.  He finally gave out.  Sort of slumped over to his right side, and the car went over to the side of the highway. 
Sometimes the cars accelerate when the drivers die, from the weight of the foot and leg.  This one just slowed down and went over to the side.  Sometimes I try to figure out why, but I don't get very far. 

Not trying to compete with you guys, or anything. 

Just sucks, is all.  No, sucks isn't the right word.  Something.  I don't know.  I dont know what to think about it. 
Apparently no one else does, either.  They just kinda look at me like I smell bad. 



Ok.  I'm done. 
Back to bad bosses. 

Quote from: wladziu on July 13, 2009, 11:28:44 PM
My old boss told me to blow up a car, cause he was scared it was a suicide bomber. 
I told him it was a taxi.
He threatened me for questioning his judgement.
So, I took out the driver and front passenger with 7.62, through the windsheild.
























Their daughter jumped out of the rear driver-side door, once the car stopped. 
She was about knee-high, and wore a little dress.  Some thick material.  Couldn't stop looking at the little dress, she looked like a little lady. 
All grown up, but only knee-high. 
Crawled around and hid behind the car, then she stopped moving. 
I tell myself she was just staying still, trying to hide.  Sounds really corny.  But, I don't know what else to do. 











Wish I could show her how sorry I am. 

Lad i hear ya

Bah, I wouldn't know the difference, anyway. 
I'm too damn gullible to see who the weasels are, anymore.  Thought I knew, then, BAM!  WRONG! 

At least you didn't turn your back when I needed you.  200 fuking backs turned on me after this sh.t.  And, that fuker got a silver fuking star.  Can you believe it?  Not that you've got a clue what I'm saying.  But, a silver fuking star. 
One piece of sh!t blew up a bus! a fuking bus!!  Full of refugees.  And was smiling about it when he told me!  Said his tank commander threw some AK's in there, that they picked up from somewhere, I don't know, so the press wouldn't b.tch about it. 


Now, watch some @$$hole come and tell me to stop whining.  Just like always. 
"Just shut up, you know it doesn't fix anything.  Just boring everybody with all your crap.  If you were a real tough guy, you wouldn't say a word." 
Whatever.  Go blow up a fuking bus.  And get a fuking silver star. 


You know what, Yama? 
Fuk these people sitting at home, and then judging me when I come back all messed up.  Fuk them, right up their perfumed little asses. 
You know what I did, after this crap?
I took my fuking gear off, down to my pants and boots.  I walked my skinny ass down that highway, just begging for a fuker to take me down.  And, not a one of those weasel bastards tried to stop me, not one of them tried to come and get me, nothing.  Just sat there laughing and jeering at me, like I'm some sort of Jerry Springer episode. 
And, they're still fuking doing it.  Because these weasel bastards love doing nothing with their life where there might be actual consequences. 
Or some sh.t.  And doing everything they can to hide it, making fun of people who do, because they're scared. 

But, the joke's on them.  And they don't even know the fuking punch line. 







The preceding has been brought to you tonight by Mike's Hard Lemonade.  Whiskey sour for the lazy man!  Unlike Smirnoff Ice, nobody will call you a skinny homo! 

Bro if we ever get to meet. drinks ( of your choice) are on me, that was alot of shiite you had to go through

Oh, but remember:

"Well, you didn't have to sign up for it", says the whiney little weasel.  Laughing to his prostitute girlfriend, at having "asserted" himself.  

The penultimate response.  So perfect, so wonderfully gentrified... handed down through the ages, down the ranks of nobility, until it's reached the common pu$$y on the street.  The ones that don't realize how incredibly naked they are, in their little homes with glass windows and plywood doors, paper thin walls of red mud or plastic or aluminum sheeting.  
What would make somebody put themselves in harm's way, like that, just to b.tch and complain about it, after all?  
It's so, silly.
If Daddy can't afford college, then just get a job like everyone else.  Nevermind your kids' future.  We're a class society, everyone knows that already.  Just deal with it.  
It's not MY fault we don't have free


Nevermind.  I should stop.  next stop: crazy town.  

Why do they never give me their address?  The ones that say, "Well, you didn't have to sign up for it..."






Please, please,pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
Just one of you slimey weasels call me a whiner and give me your address. 

Now, watch ann post another picture of Vagisil.  Or tell me I've got sand in my pu$$y. 

When he's the one that started this thread, because he's tired of being a shoe salesman or whatever it is he does. 


Or watch a moderator send it to the Tard Farm and tell me their pet peeves, as if I really respect the opinion of the ALMIGHTY INTERNET FORUM MODERATOOOOORS!!!!!! 
If you're such bad-ass motorcyclist, why the fuk are you running an internet forum?
    "So we can pass on our vast knowledge, and enable a friendly place to belong." 
Friendly to who? 

I'm not gonna tell you that you've got sand down in your feminine areas...  BUT you do have issues.  I've got a feeling you have issues BEFORE joining the armed forces.

Go seek a therapist and stay off the fuccking forums when you're drunk.  I started this thread for a laugh.  You're the one that turned this thread 180 degrees.  Hopefully you'll see that when you're NOT drunk or hungover.

And if you don't, then the best to you. Just don't take anyone with you when you decide to end it all.

You can do better than that, annie!  A thinly veiled threat for me to kill myself?  Come on.... 


Insults from you...it's like getting insulted by the old skinny guy on Three's Company.  So inconsequential, so infinitely miniscule....

I'm NOT threatening you and I'm NOT insulting you just for the hell of it... I'm stating observations. That's it.

With your type of personality, I can see a meltdown in the future.  All I request is that you don't take anyone else with you.  Just get some help and stop being a dork.

I'm not insulting you or threatening you.... I'm just stating some observations.  With your type of personality, I can imagine a meltdown in the future.  All I request is that you get help OR you don't take anyone with you if you decide to do something stupid.

I don't remember the exact words or who said them but it goes something like:

"If you find that the whole world is stupid and against you, sometimes is not the WORLD that needs to change... sometimes YOU need to change"

I know of a handful of members here that dislike you. At first, I always felt guilty that I disliked something I didn't know. The more I looked, the more people I found.


PS. The vagisil picture was in response to another member saying something about Vagisil...  THAT wasn't even directed at you, punk.

is it time to hold hands and sing kumbaya yet??       

Quote from: wladziu on July 14, 2009, 01:33:02 PM
...A thinly veiled threat for me to kill myself?  Come on.... 

Didn't seem thinly veiled to me...

JUST FOR THE RECORD:

This thread was intended for laughs, and who comes in and spins it around.  I wasn't gonna comment about the combat situation...  'cause it plain sucks.  I feel for anyone that has to go through that BS situation.  But it was Lad that started with the attacks.