Thought this was funny!

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone."

Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology.Before he could say more than a word or two, The druggist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up.  I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat  tire. When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook.  He continued, Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, And they spilled all over the floor. I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels and the phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it.  Half of them hit the floor and broke.  Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it.

It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.

And believe me sir, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her.
Mary

As a druggist, I approve of that story. lol
I only wish I were allowed to tell some of the RNs and MDs at work that same thing.

 

This joke is crap.

Shove it up your ass.

Quote from: cstilt on August 19, 2009, 07:37:22 PM
As a druggist, I approve of that story. lol
I only wish I were allowed to tell some of the RNs and MDs at work that same thing.

Are you a pharmacist, Tech. or what?

LMFAO, the ONLY time one can say, " stick it up your ass" and NOT mean it in a bad way 

Quote from: bombadillo on August 19, 2009, 08:17:58 PM

Quote from: cstilt on August 19, 2009, 07:37:22 PM
As a druggist, I approve of that story. lol
I only wish I were allowed to tell some of the RNs and MDs at work that same thing.

Are you a pharmacist, Tech. or what?

He is ... both ... well I am not sure, but he is a doctor ...
Look @ his sig too ...
Cool.
Buddha.

lol

Quote from: The Buddha on August 20, 2009, 08:42:22 AM

Quote from: bombadillo on August 19, 2009, 08:17:58 PM

Quote from: cstilt on August 19, 2009, 07:37:22 PM
As a druggist, I approve of that story. lol
I only wish I were allowed to tell some of the RNs and MDs at work that same thing.

Are you a pharmacist, Tech. or what?

He is ... both ... well I am not sure, but he is a doctor ...
Look @ his sig too ...
Cool.
Buddha.

I'm a pharmacist. Anyone who graduates from pharmacy school now has a Doctorate of Pharmacy. So I can say I'm a doctor, but I never use the title. I'm just Chris.

*cough-cough*  I think I need a doctor 

Quote from: rydethis on August 20, 2009, 11:53:04 AM
*cough-cough*  I think I need a doctor 

I have just what you need.  Plus, I make house calls.

You know they now consider those "deposits" from house calls to be equal to some anti-depressants

Let the fun begin!

Mary

Quote from: cstilt on August 20, 2009, 12:39:56 PM

Quote from: rydethis on August 20, 2009, 11:53:04 AM
*cough-cough*  I think I need a doctor 

I have just what you need.  Plus, I make house calls.

If you're anything like my boyfriend, i'm guessing you have an all-day sucker for Ryde to help "clear her throat"?!?!?! 

Soooooo, try walking into the local cvs/walgreens and asking where they keep the syringes. They immediatly walk away and call the rent-a-cop.

Rentacop "what do you need them for ?"

Me "a project, are you the only person that knows where they are ?"

Rac "don't get smart ill arrest your ass "

Me "oh please do. I could really use the extra money right now"

Rac "look, you didn't tell anyone what you were going to use them for, and that startled the techs"

Me "ya, they didn't ask, just walked away, and called you over"

Rac "so what are you going to do with them ?"

Me "fix an oil leak, assuming you can find them"

Rac "you can't buy them without a prescription"

Me "well, that's helpfull information, and no one got tazed, thanks "

Pharm "here's a plastic something or other you can havve"

Me "cool , thanks !"

Ya, people are that stooopid.

Quote from: Toogoofy317 on August 21, 2009, 07:24:34 AM
You know they now consider those "deposits" from house calls to be equal to some anti-depressants

Let the fun begin!

Mary

Now here is what is funny Mary ...
OK what these 2 who're passing notes in class dont know ... they are right about 20-40 miles from each other ...
Cool.
Buddha.

Of course I had to go peek at his profile!! Where is Johnson CityTN? 

I might need a house call    I feel a fever coming on 

JC is at the other end of the state. About 500miles and 7hrs give or take a bit.
A fever? Oh gosh, we better get something figured out quick. lol

Well, where are you going to check her tempreture HMMMM?!?!?!?

Mary

Well Mary, I can think of 4 places....but I'm thinking that only 3 of them are actual LEGAL spots to check a temp!!!

You will not even believe the spots that a pulse is felt ... I mean, this is the stuff Masters never told Johnson if you are old school.
I suspect temperature is the same way.
Cool.
Buddha.